Asker of daft questions

"Break lights have stopped working" So why did you break them ? tsk tsk It wasn't me, it was him, he did it, I saw him with my own two eyes

Are you sure you dont remember me ? Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I'm gonna get ya

I only come down here when those Welshmen are not around - they always want freebies Hhhhmmm, yummy grass

"Tescos value larger " That stuff must be like cat pi$$ only less tasty It wasn't me, it was him, he did it, I saw him with my own two eyes

Did you take it in and around Cardington ? It wasn't me, it was him, he did it, I saw him with my own two eyes

Oi, wooly clear off I'm the only sheep in the shed Hhhhmmm, yummy grass

I will give a report on his when (not if) he tries the old Rhonda 1,2 on me in a dark field one night The Sheep Hhhhmmm, yummy grass

I renewed mine yesterday for the old price, does it go up for renewals due from 1st Jan onwards ? Delbert I reckon you've been sucking too much juice and are getting pumped up about it

It has a certain ring to it

He is young Mr Grace

Yummy and if they can be shoved up the arse of the directors on Amtrak so much the better

It wasn't me, it was him, he did it, I saw him with my own two eyes Edited by - Guilty Bystander on 7 Sep 2007 11:31:40

So when can we hear about the gory details of you and her getting it on It's not as if we really want the minute details, well actually Windycat does It wasn't me, it was him, he did it, I saw him with my own two eyes

"My R400 is due a service so apart from the obvious pain in the backside trip to Caterham Midlands" Berties location : Midlands You seem to live nearer to Caterham Midlands than people in Surrey do to Caterham Dartford and you don't have the M25 to contend with I'm just curious as to why Caterham Midlands is a pain to get to for you and other folk clearly based in the Midlands GB It wasn't me, it was him, he did it, I saw him with my own two eyes

I'm Norman Verona and Lynne too It wasn't me, it was him, he did it, I saw him with my own two eyes