nobananas

We'll have to sneak out very quietly one night and let you have a go ! The only problem is that mrs nb sleeps with the keys under her pillow so we shall have to sustitute something similar.....YOU GO FIRST INDY !

ooops double post ! Yes Boonie you are quite welcome to use MY car whenever you want !

Edited by - nobananas on 8 Apr 2005 16:13:49

Only joking. each to his own, there's room for us all !

Hmmm Boonie..lets see. Seats four adults, has built in child seat, ample bootspace for lets say a hound of some sort as well as shopping etc...oh and should still do a ton fifty ! against seating for two uncomfortable adults (or two comfortable elves !) and space for.......OH THATS IT not forgetting stability problems after say a ton ! Can of worms anyone ❗

Suddenly a half naked, overweight masked man runs into the sheds. "T5's RULE !" he screams, trips over his own shoe and crawls bleeding out of the thread !

OI....SERVER, HURRY UP AND FINISH THIS TORTURE ❗

Saturday, Tried to plaster my kitchen wall (again !) Completely lost my temper, threw toys out of pram and hurled hawk, plaster and trowel around kitchen. Stood outside a bit, fuming and muttering at plants. Apologised repeatedly to Mrs NB. Went back inside and attempted to finish the job. Sunday, Started to clean plaster off the new fridge, doors, cooker, window, all the other walls, my camera (don't ask), ceiling, living room carpet (it really does go a long way when you throw it hard !) and by now slightly ridgid pet cat ! Apologised repeatedly to Mrs NB Booked anger management classes and ordered 400 sheets of sandpaper for next weekend !

IF A MAN IN A FOREST HITS A TREE AND THERE IS NO WOMAN AROUND TO HEAR , IS HE STILL WRONG ? .....y'know, I don't make life any easier for my self. I know I'm in trouble now but I keep doing it......whats wrong with me ?

Does a rather tired Granada qualify as a Caterham ? (if you squint in the right light and turn your head a bit...... it looks just like a knackered old Granada !)and I might be a bit embarrassed taking lessons at my level, I think I will practise a bit so I can a least hit one note at a time and not 4 !

oh yeah, adverts, sorry Have we contacted the placer of the ad yet ?(please don't hit me again if we have!)

This must be stopped ! The in-humanity, such evil and loathing. Come on people, did you not see, it would all be over, every one we ever knew, every one we ever loved, family, friends all forced to drive METROS.....the horror *eek* ❗.............oh have you opened Caterham.doc I wasn't paying attention, if not open it.

Thanks all for your help and advice, Hoopy, any car that I've got your brother wouldn't want (I don't even want them !) Rach, I'm based in Cambs. Pat, I was into thrash but I think I have mellowed a bit and am now liking Foo Fighters rather a lot, if you can suggest a few self help books then I will gladly purchase them. Boonie, hurry up and learn the drums so we can have that Christmas release of 'Little Donkey' we keep promising and I was 'hawking' the guitar ! Noger, thanks for the link there are some tabs on that I will try and can I assume you can play the guitar and if so does it matter how fat your fingers are because mine are like pork sausages and I keep hitting more strings than I want !

Some of you or none of you may remember from a few months back my posts longing, no preying for an electric guitar. Well I have finally got one ! I had to sell a car to get it but it was worth it (I'm down to only 10 cars now !) Can any of you out there who can give me any advice on how to play the darn thing because I am struggling a bit although I can play the 'strangled cat' song quite well !

Seeing how there is nobody about.....STEAL HOUSE AND CONTENTS (including dog !) AND SELL TO RECOUP PRICE OF NEW CAT 7 ❗