Alex Birtwisle

he threatened to leave blatchat. This was met with....

's bum. He squealed with...

Amazing (but not surprising) that Hoopy is still in the charts after not being a member of the club or posting here for a number of years.

wiped their bottoms and pulled their pants up. "Blimey!" exclaimed...

meanwhile, Rudolf bought a drink for the bald headed bloke sitting by himself at the end of the bar. "Where are....

closed blatchat thread, he exclaimed... Edited by - abirtwisle on 10 Oct 2013 21:50:59

underpants that he insisted on wearing on his ....

Spotted in a lay-by at the top of the Bwlch Pass (A4067) I did wave but could see no one around. Cheers Alex

great breasted

The chief of the Patagonian Pygmies has often stored his excess sand in Strongy's Y fronts as there's plenty of room. "They don't call him ArgosPencil" for nothing, said the chief while rubbing his...

lost pygmy 'golden earring sand' tribe of the Patagonian steppe. Earring sand had never been used in the West because of Health and....

flying objects that were previously thought to be...

her tin of fake tan and picked up a large egg cup...

Derek's head, which is often mistaken for a large...

excessive use of full stops after each post. There was a knock at the door.......