Ballast

Hellooooooo......Is there anybody in here???? *eek* *eek* OH MY GOD.... the spandex has gone feral!!!! *evil* RUN.... RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!! 😬 😬 😬 😬

Last...what a surprise.... 😔 Well...we need to push the UK closer to European mainland....so we can vote for different people and somebody might vote for us!!! 😬 I am going to bed now... Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Bx Caterham 21 1.8K Supersport 😬 😬 (K8 XTC formerly R351 BMX) 😬

Malta didn't remember the war... But Ireland took pity on us!!! 😬 Bx Caterham 21 1.8K Supersport 😬 😬 (K8 XTC formerly R351 BMX) 😬

We've only had 25 of the 43 ....I am losing the will to live.... I am going to have to have a kip soon.... Russian is going to win...because it has longer borders than anybody else.... Bx Caterham 21 1.8K Supersport 😬 😬 (K8 XTC formerly R351 BMX) 😬

Delbert... you are beginning to sound a little cynical!!! Bx Caterham 21 1.8K Supersport 😬 😬 (K8 XTC formerly R351 BMX) 😬

We have points now... I have a map of "Europe" on the screen...only Belgium has voted non-politically so far... Bx Caterham 21 1.8K Supersport 😬 😬 (K8 XTC formerly R351 BMX) 😬

"the most exciting part of the show".....Going to FORTY THREE countries for points....YAWN.... UK's douze points to Greece...not political...no not at all..we need a friendly clubbing holiday destination!!! Bx Caterham 21 1.8K Supersport 😬 😬 (K8 XTC formerly R351 BMX) 😬

Come back Riverdance all is forgiven.... Sir Terry is getting a little more bitchy now....and has admitted to imbibing the demon drink 😬 Bx Caterham 21 1.8K Supersport 😬 😬 (K8 XTC formerly R351 BMX) 😬

Currently...I am giving my "douze points" to Finland ... For a fine impression of Europe's 80s classic "The Final Countdown"...the hair wasn't quite up to 80s standard but a brave attempt.... 😬 😬 But my "dix points"...goes to Latvia for their fine pirate song....totally mental Oh but there was the weird Azerbaijan angel devil thing... My "nil point" goes to Spain (chicki bloke) or France (stoned bloke and bearded lady backing singers)....terrifying... Bx Caterham 21 1.8K Supersport 😬 😬 (K8 XTC formerly R351 BMX) 😬 Edited by - Ballast on 24 May 2008 21:58:50

Delbert...this is not the Eurovision Chesticle Contest... Actually...it probably is ..... 😬 Bx Caterham 21 1.8K Supersport 😬 😬 (K8 XTC formerly R351 BMX) 😬 Edited by - Ballast on 24 May 2008 21:52:24

Why does the Russian entry look like Darius Danesh (sp?).... He has only just stopped writhing around on the floor That bloke is skating....wouldn't be rather messy if he gets his spinning wrong Bx Caterham 21 1.8K Supersport 😬 😬 (K8 XTC formerly R351 BMX) 😬

This has just become a porn film *tongue*...OK...a very tame one...but nevertheless....too much snogging for a SONG CONTEST 😬 Bx Caterham 21 1.8K Supersport 😬 😬 (K8 XTC formerly R351 BMX) 😬

Ladies with beards....oh...that is different.... And what is the golf cart all about..... France...ah...all is explained... 😬 Bx Caterham 21 1.8K Supersport 😬 😬 (K8 XTC formerly R351 BMX) 😬

Hmmm...going on past record....she was probably bloke anyway.... 😬 Bx Caterham 21 1.8K Supersport 😬 😬 (K8 XTC formerly R351 BMX) 😬

I'm sorry...they were just singing about "jolly rogers".... I think I am reaching Mr Davis's level...... 😬 😬 😬 The Swedish bird is GREY.....where did all her colour go.... OH its back...thought that the alcohol had gone a bit too far then!! Bx Caterham 21 1.8K Supersport 😬 😬 (K8 XTC formerly R351 BMX) 😬