michael jackass

oooowwwwwww kiss ma bad self. me an ma friend Ronnay Barkay wanna be startin' some birthday wishay to missay mavay. eeeeee-heeeeee cha'mone

Best wishes from me to you FH, sounds nasty, hope it all gets sorted as comfortably as possible. BM

I'm still here, and am very pleased to see that you are all getting along very nicely. Which is more than can be said for upstairs it would seem. BM

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I'm still watching... you seem to be quite a lively bunch though! BM

I'm not here to stop you from doing anything, just been sent down here to observe your behaviour. as you were. nothing to see here. BM

why are you all being nasty to me (and each other)? I've not upset you have I? I'm just keeping an eye out for y'all. BM

Myles, I can assure you that my real name is not any of those you have suggested! BM

well I'm here now, for reasons known only to the powers that be. I'm sure you're all very nice and immaculately well behaved. BM

Hello shedders. I am the new Bikeshed Monitor. Just thought I should pop in to say hello and make sure you are all behaving yourselves. BM Edited by - bikeshed monitor on 18 Mar 2004 14:35:40

argh

Badger Bill. As you may have noticed, I am a robot. Malt Loaf with salty butter will only cause my diodes to tranfuse and my joints to rust. Thank you all the same, I don't really deserve your generous offer. Boonie, that hose is my emergency air conditioning pipe. As you may have noticed, I am a robot. If you put me into a hot climate my circuits can overheat due to my pathetic ineffective sub-standard design. Sometimes I need extra cooling because I am so useless at it myself. Don't pretend you want to talk to me, I know you hate me.

Hullo Boonie. No I don't have a hoover. Just another of my shortcomings. Sometimes it's just not worth the effort. I'm sorry.

Hullo. Don't feel you have to take any notice of me.