Alex Birtwisle Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a coach journey. It was After Eight. She was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way, they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had Rum & Butter and she had a Wine Gum. He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole", she said. "I'm the one with the Nuts", he thought. Then he touched her Milky Way. They checked in and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt the contrast of her Double Decker. Then he showed her his Curly Wurly. Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any more Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he came out, his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more but he decided to take Time Out. However, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetising...So he did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet and gave her a Gob Stopper. Unfortunately Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel. Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught VD. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with All Sorts. Alex S713UMY 1.8K Viper Blue and Spandex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 Welcome back. The sheds can be rescued afterall 😬 😬 😬 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see one without an erection, make him a sandwich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 There was me expecting an innocent tale of sweet love 😳 Welcome back Alex 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted March 17, 2006 Author Share Posted March 17, 2006 we can but dream Tam S713UMY 1.8K Viper Blue and Spandex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 Excellent - not read that one before 😬 😬 😬 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams 'I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members' Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 "Bourneville Boulevard" AKA "Hershey Highway" 😬 Sssssscottish SsssuperSsssnot! 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬-- *tongue* *tongue* *tongue* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 That IS disgusting...... 🙆🏻 😬 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams 'I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members' Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 but very good 😬 Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 Indeed Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams 'I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members' Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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