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Alex Birtwisle

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Funnilly enuf Mr Bridwhistler ,sir, you came up in conversation not but an hour ago with the fettlemeister Supreme (Shire of Che division) who popped in for a cucumber sandwich and a slice of Battenburg *thumbup* 😬

(He got Ham and a mug of tea but I feel he was at the least sustained)

 

Napp, the old timbers do seem to have crumbled over the ravages of recent months but I also believe that with some TLC there is a good chance of a restoration back to its full, majestical beauty.

 

(Plus those Hedgehogs are causing rampant damage in my cellar at the mo so could do with relocation)

 

Freelance Ferret sexer and general sloth for hire

 

Edited by - Delbert on 9 Feb 2006 14:59:02

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Another puzzle...

 

If the average woman can 'take' eight inches...

 

And the average man can 'give six....

 

 

 

There are 500 men and 500 women in a nightclub.

 

500 x eight inches (women) = 4,000 inches available.

 

500 x six inches (men) = 3,000 inches.

 

That means there's 1,000 spare inches of ..........

 

(and Paul only wants three inches of it.....) *wink*

 

Mango Orange - K1600C - It just looks YELLOW! *tongue*

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