Jason Plato Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 Okey dokey ............ Its time for ur annual round up of this years best excuses. The book of 2005 excuses is just about to go to publication ( Pdf only ) so please add your ( or those that you have heard in the paddock ) below #1 I loose 4meters on every gearchange cos I havent got a bike engine gearbox. #2 My steering wheel snapped #3 despite the TVR starting 20 seconds ahead of me , I was bulked through the last 3 corners Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver 21 Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 My cars in bits 😬 😬 😬 😬 Graham Ex Competition Secretary - waiting for a new portfolio??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoLimits Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 #5 My newly acquired gravel rash is causing aerodynamic turbulence along the side of my car. This is causing untold deficiancies in my calculations for gama/delta of pye rto the power of 6 squared calculation. This has resulted in the computation producing a somewhat unfair result. It states that a new driver is required MY 51VEN Give it some Welly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Wong1697456877 Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 Too busy changing nappies to play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robmar Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 all the same ones as last year official 2005 excuses plus #103 - I am not used to the extra 10 bhp #112 - even tho my wallet is lighter the rest of me isn't #119 - you can only drink so much red bull to countract the sleep depravation #123 - who put that cone there rob My MSN Space and Blog - Syndicate Using RSS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Plato Posted November 8, 2005 Author Share Posted November 8, 2005 Ohhhhh the book will be a very thin edition unless you guys spill the beans 😬 😬 C7 TOP Powered by Hellier Performance 😬 South Wales AO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSL Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 I am losing approx 4mtrs with each gearchange, whilst getting used to the sequential bike box 😳 😳 😬 😬 Forgot the road turned sharp right at the top of the hill 😳 😳 😬 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambo Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Mines a VX 😬 RED 2.0 HPC now on throttle bodies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Robinson Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 I had to take my time to ensure Sally had enough time top complete the nappy change before I got back to the paddock 😳 Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrannY OrB TuneR Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 A couple more ......... Mines a VX 😬 "Mines a VX which does not venture beyond the Welsh border *tongue*" Gambo - I could not resist 😬 Excuse No ### The rule book favoured the other drivers Excuse No ### ACB10's are too expensive Gary GrannY OrB TuneR 😳 Tweaker Of Fine Granny Orbs ! 😳 Superlight No: 170 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red dave Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 ### that double sausage and egg repeates on me at every right hander ❗ ### I never asked for vodka in the redbull ❗ ❗ ### what do you expect from 3 pistons ❗ ❗ ❗ ### would an LSD realy stop me 360ing on that first bend at Curberger 🤔 looking forward to the other Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Perry Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 Mine will be; " my misfire is still there even though I have completely new throttle bodies, ecu and ignition system and a rewire" 😳 Edited by - Graham Perry on 11 Nov 2005 07:31:09 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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