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Spotted McLaren F1, M40.


SimonRHC

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On my way home after a hard day in the office (perusing BlatChat like the rest of you).

Crossed over the M25 (on the M40, heading for the cows).

Checked over my left shoulder to see what joined, SH!T, a McLaren F1!!! *eek*

Peering down into the Burgundy beauty, behold, a bearded and bespectacled Mr Bean.

(Help I think I’m turning into Stuart Hall)

Mr A followed me for a while but I couldn’t handle the pressure (being in one of Uncle Henry’s tin-tops).

I pulled over and Rowan crept past trying to blend in with the automotive flotsam & jetsam.

I kept up for a while then he pulled over and I passed (with my window wound down).

Curse my congested, candle like ears, all I could hear was road rumble.

We were soon upon the junction and fuc# me he gave it the Bavarian Berries, enough to make Paul Roche proud of his 627 babies. In a blink, it was like wearing binoculars backwards.

 

Time for some go-go juice so I pulled in.

Well where else would a Geordie go to fill up a jock sounding motor…

ASDA.

I hope Gordon Murray doesn’t find out, they don’t even sell 97-RON.

In seeing a smoking Mondeo LX swing into the queue behind him carrying a Phil Mitchell doppelganger, Rowan made his excuses and left (did a quick U’ie and scarpered).

Who can blame him, look what happened to Steve “Spandau Ballet” Owen.

 

Leaving me to blub with bleary eyes…

I was really, really excited to see what a £30 Jubilee Clip looks like.

 

Simon Speak today has featured the letter B and the Number 240.1

*confused*

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