Kathryn Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 Given the lengths one member goes to in order to help another, is the fee(t) high enough? An international SOS was transmitted....... and the Rapid Response Unit (CK plus back-up) sprung into action. Need I say more? Where's my beer? Crafty Kathryn I like sheep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 Was that the same SOS that I got? Sadly I was already occupied so couldn't help out last night - and doing it this morning kind of defeated the object! Rach Joint Cambridge AO 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 What happened, did you run out of booze after the offlicence was shut ? Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WindyMiller Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 I'd willingly sell my wife and only child to remain a member of this fine club Windy Red and Black 1.8K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 So would I, and I'm not married and have no children. My ... Preciousss! Member #109** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 I'd sell yours too db. So what happened and did the thunderbirds come too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 "have no children" It's just that they've not found where you live yet Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 I'm not married and noone has proven I have children. 😬 😬 😬 But I could sell a forward contract subject to discovery... My ... Preciousss! Member #109** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 That may be a bit hard to explain when you propose. Darling you would make me the happiest man in the world if you would accept my proposal of marriage this inlcudes a lifelong contract to be sold, either partly or whole and inlcuding future children, at the discretion of Boonie to cover club costs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WindyMiller Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 Do you think we'd get enough for Windy Jr. to buy you a se7en 🤔 Windy Red and Black 1.8K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 Maybe if we added Boonie Jnr to the deal too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 Hmmm, this reminds me of another thread. Do the Miller Jnrs do housework? 😬 😬 Rach Joint Cambridge AO 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 They certainly cause it. Although I could cloth R400 in dusters put toys in a room and watch him polish your floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 Excellent and the young Miss Miller looks like she'd be very good at housework...I might be interested in taking them both of your hands for a small fee - only for alternate weekends though - the rest of the time I have two live in cleaners 😳 😬 Rach Joint Cambridge AO 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 Be my guest - I can bring R400 tonight, I haven't seen the new Starwars film yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 Ooh you must you must. It's a parable about bad driving. My ... Preciousss! Member #109** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 This I have to hear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Don't trust her to go through with the deal She offered to buy/rent my smallest & nicest child and that was before she access to her fortnightly staff for nothing. I tried to get the S&N through her letter box but he wouldn't fit so the deal was off Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Well I certainly don't need any house cleaners this weekend as my own two are arriving this evening 😬 I also believe that R400 has other plans Maybe next week - and of course only if they will fit through the letter box, or could be hidden under the land rover out of sight, unti I get home from work 😬 Rach Joint Cambridge AO 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WindyMiller Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Windy Jnr wouldn't fit through the letter box! Up a chimney, yes, but not a letter box. I could deliver down the chimney 🤔 Kind of like a mixed up santa ........... SATAN Windy Red and Black 1.8K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Pushing satan down the chimney would be distressing for all concerned I fear... It's not a real chimney see, so she'd be stuck behind the gas fire in the lounge Not the best place to be if she's going to be useful for housework! 😬 Rach Joint Cambridge AO 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Ah, satan is female, that explains a very great deal 😳 Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 For someone of your years, you still have much to learn Sssssscottish SsssuperSsssnot! Ssssneakypeek! whooooaaaa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WindyMiller Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Paul, you have more knowledge than you let on. If you read your post backwards then it will reveal belzebub's true name on earth. Natasha Windy Red and Black 1.8K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WindyMiller Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Can I add at this point that the Lotus7club and all associated with it do not agree with satanism or any of the views expressed within the belief. *smile*"Like a blat out of hell" Windy Red and Black 1.8K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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