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Today I vote Boonie for President


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More appointments to the cabinet

 

Steve Groom - home secretary -

 

Paul Davis - Portfolio Holder - just don't look into what he's holding. He also is secretary of smut

 

Ross - Scottish PM - I think you will agree he is a stella addition - he will be tasked with dealing with the alcohol lakes in the EU. A job I feel he is extremely qualified to perform.

 

FH - Chief Ambassador - Alex told me just the other night that her skills in French are exemplerary...and he should know as Foreign Sec. She also holds the portfolio of keeper of the English Language.

 

Hugh - an odd one this but a dual role - Minister of Transport and beards. I feel there is a distinct lack of driving ability in this country as well as proper facial hair.

 

More to be announced soon.

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I kan feel a Blat Bench rebellion building

The Bonniezista Party are spreading rummours that the Ministers for Food and agriculture have failed to place a complete embargo on cucumber and are now activley encouraging the use of French spawns of the devil in sandwich making *eek*

 

 

The Liver is an evil organ and deserves to be punished

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