Alex Birtwisle Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 After a shadey hand over in the carpark of Cambs Council yesterday, he gets my vote and I wont be persuaded otherwise.... Alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted May 13, 2005 Author Share Posted May 13, 2005 ....unless Kathryn forgets her trousers on Tuesday, then I might vote for her.... fickle things us voters 😬 Alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Resists joke about slipping my vote in Kathryn's ballot box....... Alex - I accept your nomination and of course the presidential car will be a 7. Any other decrees I should make? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Declare Cambridge a cucumber and sock free zone I could then swing another 6 votes your way Well when I say swing do 11 year olds get a vote And as for swing Maybe I mean bribe , (Its amazing what an ex wife will do for a maintainence cheque) The Liver is an evil organ and deserves to be punished Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 dolly mixtures and chocoloate rainins all round please HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Delbert, Lies back and dreams of a Nervana only 90 minutes away where I can wander freely without being branded as having Moral Turpitude Does Lynne knw you're dreaming about her man??? 😳 😳 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 And he is only 60 minutes away!!! The Liver is an evil organ and deserves to be punished Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 That'd mean 30 extra minutes for lurve (does Norm do lurve ?) Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 You'll have my vote if you implement some key policies in health, education and the economy: 1. blats on prescription (free, of course) 2. compulsory wibbling lessons in schools 3. I'm with Hoopy on the redistribution of sweeties 😬 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 With this manifesto three weeks ago Oh How the Country would be different now!!!!!!! The Liver is an evil organ and deserves to be punished Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 4. Trousers become optional (that'll win Kathryn's vote) Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Can i be minister in charge of sweet please 🤔 😬 With Tam as my deputy HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 For a moment I thought you wanted to be Minister for Sweet Pleasure - although thinking about it that sounds good too - you are my first cabinet appointment - welcome aboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 woo-hoo 😬 HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NormalVeranda Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 5) extra identities for all Sheds AO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NormalVeranda Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 6) Fair treatment for staff Oi , you boy, pick up those sweety wrappers... 7) Treatment for the Davis Boy, urgently. NOTCleaning up after pesky shedders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asker of daft questions Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Watch it you You are not staff you've been outsourced I'm gonna get ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Said our new minister for de-fence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted May 13, 2005 Author Share Posted May 13, 2005 well appointed El Presidente Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WindyMiller Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Can I propose a 99p coin to stop all that change you get in your pocket 🤔 Tam, doing my best on point 2 of the manifesto 😬 and while I'm on it a "Nice people's credit/allowance" to go with a "Batsrad tax" Windy Red and Black 1.8K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickh7 Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Tax Breaks for Sheds 🤔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Like it so far - Alex, you can be foreign secretary with your obvious language skills Ahhh sorry Windy you have fallen foul of the 'not letting your brother drive your seven car' law that has........been signed and ratified Sorry, but you now have to let me drive your car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Ooh! Can I be Stella Minister? Sssssscottish SsssuperSsssnot! Ssssneakypeek! whooooaaaa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickh7 Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 I can see the Daily Shed Headlines El Presidenty Boonie in Nepatism row Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WindyMiller Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Anti nepotism ☹️ Minister of transport's car sharing scheme comes into place to plicate Boonie (sorry, but it's my turn this millenium) 😬 Windy Red and Black 1.8K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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