db Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 You wait ages for a birtwhistle post, and then... oh no not bananas. My ... Preciousss! Member #109** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 He must have a fetish about fruit which is that shape 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 We don't know what you mean Rach, please explain and what are you lot doing in the old shed when the smell of newness has all but gone in the new shed ? Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 I mean he goes on about bananas and cucumbers. Now he says he doesn't like cucumber, but I think he's just trying to divert suspicion... 😬 Rach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartinWoodham Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 Hullo. I come from Earth - which planet is this? can you direct me to the nearest spaceport. I have no cucumbananas about my person. Martin Roadsports B If everything's under control you're going too slow (Emmerson Fittipaldi) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 Well hello there. This is Planet Shed, all are welcome. Beware of strange looking people wearing brightly coloured spandex Have a curly wurly Rach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 Gulp! Nuke the cuke 😬. Garner the banana . Slam in the lamb *tongue*. Watch out, there's a Wolf about! 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 Sniffs around Martin - Nooo Foood Sniffs Rach - ummmm Curly Wurlies - gives best puppy dog look Winks at Wolf and licks own eyebrows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 Puts Wolf outside for being naughty. > Rach Joint Cambridge AO 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted April 15, 2005 Author Share Posted April 15, 2005 You see it was a cunning plan for the cumber to take the form of a banana, but the banana out-witted the cumber by putting a yellow coat on. You see, those cumbers aren't as smart as you think. Stupid and evil. Alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 ☹️ Whimper howwwwl, but remembers something about a house made of straw, or sticks, or something> Little shedders, little shedders, let me in... Watch out, there's a Wolf about! 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 Unlocks shed door - and gives Wolf best come hither look. Hands over paint brush and yellow paint - come on lets paint these pile of cucumbers yellow and see if we can fool Alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 > Watch out, there's a Wolf about! 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 Why do you want to sniff me in Aunt Mabel's lounge - admittedly that flock wall paper and ducks are embarrasing 🤔 Like your brush strokes 😬 Puts pile of painted cucumbers out with sign - free Bananas for Alex.# Sniggers in Mutley fashion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartinWoodham Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 why did I land here? is this some kind of fruiterers/ greengrocers convention? Martin Roadsports B If everything's under control you're going too slow (Emmerson Fittipaldi) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 Have a banana 😬 Watch out, there's a Wolf about! 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartinWoodham Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 Banana! great! I think I'll put it on ebay... Martin Roadsports B If everything's under control you're going too slow (Emmerson Fittipaldi) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 Rach Joint Cambridge AO 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 Actually BH and Wolf, when you've finished painting that fruit, do you want to come round and finish painting my fence for me? I started about two weeks ago and so far have only managed to go from the front gates to the back of the shed. Still got the whole width of the garden and the other side to do ☹️ I'll pay you in curly wurlies 😬 Rach Joint Cambridge AO 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted April 15, 2005 Author Share Posted April 15, 2005 The other day Rach said she was painting her fence but only had managed to paint 10 feet. I felt ever so sorry for the five people who walked past her fence that day. Alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 😬 😬 😬 - especially the one wearing sandals. Alex - would you like...er..um...a banana? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 It's the 12 inches that Rachael painted that night that you need to worry about *eek* Poopoo-san and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 😳 I turn my back for 5 minutes and it all degenerates, I'm very disappointed in all of you. Miss Rach Anyway, so who is coming round to help with the shed painting, assuming of course that the sun dance from the other thread actually works Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 Is there beer on offer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 Sorry Miss Rach 😳 I was so pleased to see you posting again, I got carried away with myself. Am I forgiven Poopoo-san and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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