Now what you want is...

[Buda]

a little alien in an egg

 

can't go wrong

[Mrs Mav]

Indeed

 

Or little alien in an egg with chips or baked potato

 

Viv

[Debert]

Alien omlette

 

Albert Einstein: The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil,

but because of those who look on and do nothing.

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[mav]

Could I perhaps have an egg eith an alien in it?

 

Good to see you this evening, thanks for turning up Buda 😬

[Buda]

Mav

 

no problem, well actually it was a problem, first there was the incident with the silly putty and then I lost my little alien in an egg.... very upsetting

 

anyway thats all behind me now

 

what does concern me however is your recent purchase of a gay bro (big black man (can I say that without appearing racist?) with homosexual tendancies?) and the following statement you made with respect to the fact that you shouldn't leave your gay bro erected outside overnight and if you did it would become broken and indeed that when you did the said deed it did indeed become broken to which end you purchased aforesaid new gay bro.

 

right thats over and done with, back to the kung foo ninja mantis style tiling of the kitchen, and, martin don't try those kung foo moves I showed you, remember I am a highly trained master, you may hurt yourself, its a dangerous buisiness this tiling

 

wish I could see

 

melted my lenses with the hair drier again, I'll have to put some more batteries in the nipple clamps I suppose

 

this massage was brought to you by the letter a, the number 3 and an apple mac

 

the first post was brought to you by the letter q and the number six hundred and sixty four ( he liveth next door to the beast) and a sony vwiggle but I'm just showing off now

 

Buda (king of the swingers, the jungle vip, I've reached the top and had to stop and thats whats bothering me)

 

btw Mart,At first I was afraid 

I was petrified

Kept thinkin' I could never live 

Without you by my side;

But then I spent so many nights

Thinkin' how you did me wrong (makin me buy the cheap spanish tat)

And I grew strong

And so you're back 

From outta space

I just walked in to find you there 

With that sad look upon your face

I should have changed that stupid lock

I should have made you leave your key

If I'd have known for just one second 

You'd back to bother me

 

Go on now go, walk out the door

Just turn around now

('cause) you're not welcome anymore

Weren't you the one who tried 

To hurt me with goodbye

Did you think I crumble

Did you think I'd lay down and die?

Oh no, not i. I will survive

Oh as long as I know how to love (my little plastic alien in an egg)

I know I'll stay alive;

I've got all my life to live,

I've got all my love to give and I'll survive,

I will survive. Hey hey.

It took all the strength I had 

Not to fall apart

Kept trying' hard to mend the pieces 

Of my broken heart,

And I spent oh so many nights

Just feeling sorry for myself. 

I used to cry

But now I hold my head up high

And you see me somebody new

I'm not that chained up little alien in an egg,

Still in love with you (well its the words but I would point out this NOT in any way a sexual relationship),

And so you feel like droppin' in

And just expect me to be free,

Now I'm savin' all my lovin' 

For someone who's lovin' me - obviously my little alien in an egg

[Debert]

So much beer .... so little time 😬

[Normans_Ghost]

Eggs are aliens arn't they?

 

Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here

[Debert]

 

".... A little mouse with clogs on ....."

 

 

Oh sorry - wrong thread