henry21p Posted March 18, 2005 Author Share Posted March 18, 2005 and as for human rights abuses. how about human rights acts abuses???? Imagine - you turn up in islington and join a queue for a show. Not just any show, but an event where there are HUGE signs saying that it's the cycle show. Then, complete a questionnaire all about your cycling habits and preferences for bikes, then walk under a big structure containing loads of bikes. Then PAY money and walk in under a huge sign saying "Welcome to the cycle show". The come back to the desks and DEMAND a refund as this isn't the wedding show.... Which is on at earl's court. On a different week. And when we refuse.... Shout at the girls stating that it is an infringement of your human rights.... IDIOT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted March 18, 2005 Author Share Posted March 18, 2005 gnash gnash gnash gnash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Dave, I thought I was a curmudgeon. You are a genius. 😬 I really recommend that you consider starting afresh if your co directors are such idiots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Starts looking through Dave food cupboard and removing all the e-numbers Dave - you may be having a bad time but I think I can safely say your rants have really cheered quite a few of us. 😬 😬 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Dave PLease quit the job immediatley and start writing a coloum in the Torygraph I imagine that whilst it will be hillarious you will have to take the articles underground but What the hey you will be a cult. PS where were you last night when the lights went out on ZeNA The Liver is an evil organ and deserves to be punished Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Gotta laugh, eyyyy? G for Geoff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil.cavanagh Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 I agree!! Boris has nothing on Dave when he's on a roll!!! 😬 😬 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted March 18, 2005 Author Share Posted March 18, 2005 just don't get me started on politics.... you'll hear the gnashing of teeth and wailing from wherever youa re ni the UK. I'll start my own political party - the "If you're a moron, vote for someone else" party. I'll lose, but at least party political broadcasts will be a riot. I'm going to cheer my self up with a shameless rip-off... Sevenspotting Choose life. Choose a car. Choose an upgrade. Choose a tintop for the family. Choose a f*****g big airbox, choose tillets, cars, big red starter buttons and gps speedos. Choose good health, fresh air, and unlimited mileage insurance. Choose aerodynamic wishbones. Choose a starter pack. Choose your friends. Choose racewear and matching goggles. Choose a lightweight body and chassis in a range of f*****g materials. Choose self build and wondering why you f*****g bothered on a Sunday morning when you've failed the SVA. Choose sitting in your S type leather seats watching mind-numbing, lung-crushing numbers from the speedo, stuffing more f*****g petrol in the tank. Choose blatting away at the end of it all, pushing the revs to the limiter, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, f****d up tintop drivers who can't see beyond their noses. Choose your future. Choose a Caterham. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Shall I start the letter to your Chairman Dear Mr F.Kwit, Over recent months I have found your sandal wearing , lentil stroking attitude to customers and employees are not in the same universe as mine. As such I feel it is my duty, and as a favour to those that depend on your emormous salary for there Burberry, to resiign before I re enact the more interesting elements of the Spainish Inquistion on various parts of your anatomy. The Liver is an evil organ and deserves to be punished Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted March 18, 2005 Author Share Posted March 18, 2005 fetch the comfy chair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted March 18, 2005 Author Share Posted March 18, 2005 I DON'T BELIEVE IT - MY CAR'S NOT READY!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he forgot to MOT it! going to cry now. look at the weather and I can't go outin my car.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil.cavanagh Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 sod it.. go for a blat anyway!!! how long can it take to MOT it? an hour or so?? Take it to the MOT place on the road with the big dip between Bovingon and Ley Hill. (off the B4505) (just pass the Aston martin dealer). They will pass it for you I'm sure.... then go have lunch at The Swan and enjoy the sun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 And you can get 12 bricks from the brickworks next door to put under the axles "next" time its in for "refurbishment" 😬 The Liver is an evil organ and deserves to be punished Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted March 18, 2005 Author Share Posted March 18, 2005 can I use a fax copy of insurance cover note when I tax it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 I was out yesterday so missed all this. Oh what a chord that has struck ❗ Your f***wit employees, partners, customers, suppliers etc can join my huge long line of similar people against the same wall and come the revolution you can join me in shooting the whole lot of the batsrads.................one at a time, s-l-o-w-l-y. *cool* Brent 2.3 DURATEC SV. In the final week of gestation. SVA booked. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil.cavanagh Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 arrrgggghhhh Delbert knows the area I grew up in... arrrrrrrggggghhhhhh Brent, can we use a fragment hand grenade on a few of them??? that should make nice splatter efffects on the wall... 😬 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted March 18, 2005 Author Share Posted March 18, 2005 sod that, I can buy a big BV for 5 grand and we can drive over the lot giggling like madmen with wild eyes then hop in something fast for a quick getaway leaving a note saying "serves you right, you ignorant bast*rds" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Right then, where can we hire one? Doh, just seen, you reckon you can buy one for 5K. Let me know when you need my share and I'll send the cash. Brent 2.3 DURATEC SV. In the final week of gestation. SVA booked. 😬 Edited by - BRENT CHISWICK on 18 Mar 2005 12:25:25 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted March 18, 2005 Author Share Posted March 18, 2005 those guys that were flogging all the Green Goddess fire engines have got some in stock. they are selling a nice command and control centre for a few pennies as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Scuze iggerence but wots a "Big BV" ? Albert Einstein: The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted March 18, 2005 Author Share Posted March 18, 2005 bloody great army vehicle smaller than a tank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Twas also wunderin Bi Valve Oh no he has finally flipped Dave is goin to take over the world with Mollouscs such as Clams, Mussels and Oysters I need to lie down with that jump The Liver is an evil organ and deserves to be punished Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted March 18, 2005 Author Share Posted March 18, 2005 the time has come, the walrus said, to talk of many things of SV's, 21s and B E C's and leather seats and bling and why the coolant is boiling hot and whether cars have wings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Now I'm imagining that famous fighting force the Moules Mariners marching down the Strand. Mean while a tactical division of Whelk snippers sits on the Cenotaph picking off the cabinet. Mean while the Chavs have formed a resistance by leaving Fillet 'o' Fish as land mines all over the place. As an unsuspecting Clam commando is skirmishing his way to Grimsby to free up more of Daves forces the mayo from the mine blinds him. The Liver is an evil organ and deserves to be punished Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted March 18, 2005 Author Share Posted March 18, 2005 "But wait a bit," the Shedders cried, "Before we have our chat; For some of us are out of breath, And all of us are fat!" "No hurry!" said the Carpenter. They thanked him much for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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