Boonie Hound Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Help I need your help/ advice - having watched a few vids of the slalom events I have realised it's more than likely I'm going to be a big ball of spinning metal and rubber. Having driven a Caterham twice - once was to back it in and out of Windy's garage - I need advice. For example to prevent fish tailing - what's the best method to take on the slalom cones? I just don't want to let any team mates down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buda Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 oh my cod, I can't beleive you asked that now, there's a time and a plaice for everything, talking about fish tailing and salmon at this time of the morning, tut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted March 10, 2005 Author Share Posted March 10, 2005 Sorry Buda you have to speak up I'm hard of Herring 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Bill Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 No need to carp on about it... ...look, it's still early, gimme a break, Ok? BB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 did someone say Sushi 🤔 Steve B Big Black Beast^3 USA 2005: How the West Was Driven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 That Steve, eel never learn Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Rule No. 1) Have fun Rule No. 2) Don't worry about making an 🙆🏻 of yourself (see Rule No. 1) Rule No. 3) Traffic cones are (mostly) alien infiltrators in disguise (*) so don't worry about running the little bastards over (see - Bastards is NOT an "official" blatchat swear word) Rule No. 4) If in any doubt - see Rule No. 1 (*) If an alien wanted to disguise himself (herself / itself) and cause maximum inconvenience to mankind and spread across the whole world without anyone noticing, what is the best disguise to choose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted March 10, 2005 Author Share Posted March 10, 2005 Fletch - thanks - I guarrantee I'll have a grin on my face. And will take on these stripey alien invaders. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Just treat each cone like a soldier in a tank would anenome My ... Preciousss! Member #109** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Whelk I never! db managed to mussel in with another sealife pun 'Pon my sole! I think I'd better clam up... nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Don't worry Boonie - you'll have a whale of a time Yes, yes, I know a whale isn't a fish Sssssscottish SsssuperSsssnot! Ssssneakypeek! whooooaaaa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Yes it is 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 can't you read? look up there - a whale is a time Sssssscottish SsssuperSsssnot! Ssssneakypeek! whooooaaaa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Weeeell for the porpoise of not spinning, you mullet go beyond the limits of the tyres' adhesion. Mahi advice would be to fin-k about left foot breaming to encourage tuna in on the corners. G for Geoff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbarella Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 I read somewhere a quote "The whale is not a table fish" Se7en's - the most fun you can have with clothes on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 You'd need a hell of a big table Sssssscottish SsssuperSsssnot! Ssssneakypeek! whooooaaaa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbarella Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 If you think you aren't in the right plaice, don't flounder about, come to the Sheds for some advice Se7en's - the most fun you can have with clothes on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted March 10, 2005 Author Share Posted March 10, 2005 If I crash I made need to be fixed up by a sturgeon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Pollocks Poopoo-san and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 An accountant Breeming with pride Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buda Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 try not to leave the engine idle-ling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Back on your perch Buda Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 I've got a naughty-fish... ...yes, I better take an aspirin for my bad-haddock Just as well I groaned up-front... Project Scope-Creep is underway... Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻™ Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted March 11, 2005 Author Share Posted March 11, 2005 Now I've got the scale of the humour I'm still trouting for advice. Any driving tips? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 It won't be like driving a Stringray Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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