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If I were a carpenter...


Badger Bill

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As i walk throught the valley where i harvest my grain,

I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain.

But that's just perfect for an Amish like me,

you know I shun fancy things like electricity.

At 4:30 in the mornin' i'm milking cows,

Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool

and I've been milking and plowing so long that

even Ezekial thinks that my mind is gone.

I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline,

got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin,

but if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine,

then tonight we're going to party like it's 1699.

 

we've been spending most our lives living in an Amish Paradise,

I churn butter once or twice, living in an Amish Paradise,

It's hard work and sacrifice, living in an Amish Paradise,

We sell quilts at discount price, living in an Amish Paradise.

 

Araghhh get me outta here!!! *eek* 😳[:P] *biggrin*

 

BB

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Crumbs BB 😳 You got it bad boy *eek*

 

I prescribe a 2 hour (minimum) blat *thumbup* That should cure it (for today) 😬

 

Albert Einstein: The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing.
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Well come to think of it, in a certain light* and after plenty of booze** he does look like Cat Deeley

 

Paul

 

* The amount of light seen at the bottom of a South African Gold mine when the lights are out

** A faintly lethal amount

 

Supercheese R250

 

Caterham pictures here 😬

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