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henry21p

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Imagine the For Sale advert

 

For sale Canoe

one completely rebuilt Renault 21 touring Kyack in mint condition

 

Red please contact Dave (no I'm not the one on Blat chat, No it is relaiable, Yes it has a new engine,

Spares?? well there are 2 other engines.....

 

 

Hello Hello Hello........

 

The Liver is an evil organ and deserves to be punished *eek*

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FOR SALE:

 

1 Delbert, slightly soiled, heavy superficial damage due to neglect and mis-use

May require relacement kidneys & liver

Lungs F**ked

Joints heavily worn

Comes with excess baggage

 

Will sell for an insignificant dontaion to NTL. Owner must treat this model harshly as he's deserved it.

Is prone to wearing armani and dancing like a pi**ed cosgrove hall cartoon character

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