Buda Posted February 21, 2005 Share Posted February 21, 2005 me son, Tom aged 10, "Dad its parents evening tonight, are you going?" me "why of course, are you sure its tonight?" Tom "yes, the headmaster mentioned it this morning in assembly" me "OK, I'll go" me thinks "hmm its quite a nice night, if a bit nippy, I think I'll walk, its only half an hour each way" so I set off, past the offlicense, past the group of scary threatening kids, past the slags at the bus stop (buggers didnt even offer me any of their cider), past the spa, turn left, thinks "quite down here tonight, thought there would be more cars, you know, it be parents evening and all" then it dawns as I get to the school, its next bloody week. so I'm home now, just defrosting, not very pleased with said son, trying to think of a suitable punishment, options are: a) make him sleep in the shed till thursday b) carve 'I am a liar' on his head with a spoon c) eat all the biscuits so he cant have any for supper d) melt all his lego e) play cliff richard music very very loud out of my car when I pick him up from school next time f) pretend I went to parents evening and that he is being expelled to a monastic school where you have to do god stuff all the time and eat worms g) be nice and say it doesn't matter whilst smashing his gamecube to bits with a hammer any other suggestions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted February 21, 2005 Share Posted February 21, 2005 DEAF That's d) followed by e) etc.... 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Edited because I'm sure that followed had a w in it when I went to school.... Edited by - KevSull on 21 Feb 2005 19:53:36 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mav Posted February 21, 2005 Share Posted February 21, 2005 Play the Stiff Pichard stuff and melt his lego over the game cube whilst eating the biscuits? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted February 21, 2005 Share Posted February 21, 2005 Tell him he was mistaken, but you managed to have a really, *really* long chat with his tutor/teachers as a result of the lack of competition... ...but then put the discussion off until a day or two hence to help him sweat... Or wait until his next birthday - and delay it a week. Or make him eat fish Project Scope-Creep is underway... Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻™ Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 What was the name of Jennings' teacher. He used to go 'Harumph'.... Mr. Wilkins, was it? Project Scope-Creep is underway... Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻™ Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 bend all of his meccano Sssssscottish SsssuperSsssnot! - Ssssneakypeek! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Make him go to school in a dress Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 He might like that! 😳 Sssssscottish SsssuperSsssnot! - Ssssneakypeek! and Having fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Kev - "Deaf" probably does have a stray "w" in it in Welsh. Buda - the Cliff Ricard thing is too much of a torture to yourself and not worth it. Make him go to your next appraisal at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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