henry21p Posted February 21, 2005 Share Posted February 21, 2005 ? spent 2 hours in the pool, 2 hours on the squash court and an hour in they gym over the weekend. My "I go to the gym 5 times a week" rugby playing brother decided to act as my personal trainer for the weekend to help improve my power to weight ratio when I get the car back I hurt lots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted February 21, 2005 Share Posted February 21, 2005 Kick him in the nads, run like buggery! 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted February 21, 2005 Author Share Posted February 21, 2005 I know he's a prop, but he can do the 0-60 (sorry, 100 metres) FAR faster than me, despite being a good 5 stone heavier. And believe me - you wouldn't want to be me if he caught me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted February 21, 2005 Share Posted February 21, 2005 Even with a seriously swolen pair of jewels? 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted February 21, 2005 Author Share Posted February 21, 2005 he's used to rugby players jumping on them in studs.... short of actually cutting them off, I'm not sure what would be enough to incapacitate him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted February 21, 2005 Share Posted February 21, 2005 Hmmm, he sounds like a charmer, you're on your own (please don't tell him about this conversation...) 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted February 21, 2005 Author Share Posted February 21, 2005 better start running..... he's started growling..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted February 21, 2005 Share Posted February 21, 2005 awwww, feck! Run like the wind Kev...... 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted February 21, 2005 Author Share Posted February 21, 2005 he's threatening to eat you if he catches you..... manic look in eye brow lowered - very neanderthal looking... I'd be worried. very worried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted February 21, 2005 Share Posted February 21, 2005 Still running..... 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted February 21, 2005 Author Share Posted February 21, 2005 he's decided that he's going to catch you when you aren't looking. One day, you'll be heading out on track and the car will feel a little heavier then normal. then a hand will land on your shoulder and you'll think "Oh sh1t". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted February 21, 2005 Share Posted February 21, 2005 I think you're mistaken, that was my twin brother, KevSull, absolutely nothing to do with me. OR: I've been posessed by a masochistic demon AHRGR RGGRR GAARRGGRRAARR OR: Please please please leave me alone, I was only joking, here have some money... 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted February 21, 2005 Author Share Posted February 21, 2005 he doesn't want money.... he wants blood. Just reassure him that you have never played rugby as a back (aka "girl") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted February 21, 2005 Share Posted February 21, 2005 I have a few pints of blood in a bucket here that he can have.... No never played rugby as a back (fingers crossed behind back), honest! 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted February 21, 2005 Share Posted February 21, 2005 Had to have a chat with my little bro about it (he's 12 now)... Ah HA!!! The truth's out!! Bring him on for the kicking of a lifetime!! I'm not scared of him.... (Christ, I hope there are no more brothers...) 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted February 21, 2005 Author Share Posted February 21, 2005 no - that's my little half brother and he's a scrum half - so no worries there. Andrew's 22 stone, 56 inch chest and 22.5 inch collar.... wonderful day when andrew and I went to pick guy (little brotehr) up from school a few years ago and on unfolding the two of us from a little citroen AX all we could hear was "see, I said my brothers were bigger than yours"..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted February 21, 2005 Share Posted February 21, 2005 😬 😬 Oh, bugger.... 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted February 21, 2005 Share Posted February 21, 2005 Don't worry I can easily hide a Girly back in the Chavdom....... The Liver is an evil organ and deserves to be punished Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted February 21, 2005 Author Share Posted February 21, 2005 once when someone said something similar, andrew suggested that they sorted the problem out with "thumb wars" to even the odds out. crunch. he's broken a few of my ribs by accident as well. never mind. we'll keep feeding him the happy pills until he calms down/forgets/england win their next rugby match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted February 21, 2005 Share Posted February 21, 2005 I see a fatal flaw in your plan..... Engerland Win......... You'll need the complete Pzier complex at Sandwich to keep him calm THAT long 😳 The Liver is an evil organ and deserves to be punished Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted February 21, 2005 Author Share Posted February 21, 2005 we're thinking of adopting the argentine half of our heritage and supporting the argies instead..... that's GOT to be less embarrassing! (checks mum's passport and ID card..... that'll do as proof!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted February 21, 2005 Share Posted February 21, 2005 Reminds me of going out with my flatmate a few years back for a couple of beers. We had 'a few' and I decided to tackle him in the street not far from where we were living when returning to our flat. He is 6'8" and around 19 stone, plays rugby frequently too. He decided to pick me up by my testicles and then gently put me down again, now having practiced judo while younger I thiught it may be a good idea to 'encourage' him to fall over while this was happening, he (of course) fell on me and broke a couple of my ribs. I didn't notice this until the following day as the pain in my balls was slightly greater than the pain in my ribs. (Oh, this was all just before the police were called by a neighbour as they thought we were breaking in.) (Another part of this story was when one of our other friends - who was along for the fun - answered the police when we were asked if we'd ever been in trouble "We'll I was once mistaken for an armed robber") What a fun night! 😬 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted February 21, 2005 Author Share Posted February 21, 2005 did similar up in manchester with sale rugby team. Climbing down the stairs on the double decker, i slipped, as did the rugby player behind me and the bugger landed on me. I didn't notice that I was damaged until after a heavy night of clubbing... remids me why I gave up! Edited by - Dave21P on 21 Feb 2005 10:43:45 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Bill Posted February 21, 2005 Share Posted February 21, 2005 I once pushed a mate back from Manchester city center, through broughton to our student house, then to remove the evidence of the shopping trolly on the 3rd floor kitchen that we had, we bought a small hacksaw, cut the offending trolly up into bits and stored it in the loft! Anyone living at 27(I think) Castle Irwell can still probably see bits of it up there 😳 Ahhh, student days.... BB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted February 21, 2005 Author Share Posted February 21, 2005 I tried that with a shopping trolley to turn it into a wheelie barbecue, but the bugger just blunted my hacksaws. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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