Lynne Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 Ah bless you Mav my man - best marriage guindance anyone could have - and boy does that Verona need guidance.... would we want him any other way ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......... as me at the weekend 😬 Lynne(HM) leading him downstairs for tea PENNILESS WIFE (HUBBY GOT ALL THE MONEY TIED UP IN THE CAR) AKA HM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonbell Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 I was grumpy up until this week but at last spring is on its way......and I get happier every day Life is so much better when it is daylight when you leave for work in the morning and daylight when you leave the office in the evening..........well just about 😬 Simon Bell - Caterham 7 Duratec R I`ve seen the future.....and it`s powered by duratec Check out the website here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonbell Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 Now even happier..........just found out that my broadband will be upgraded to 2Mb for no extra cost.............subject to availaibility on my line of course..................they reckon I`m OK for 1Mb and possibly 2Mb Simon Bell - Caterham 7 Duratec R I`ve seen the future.....and it`s powered by duratec Check out the website here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owelly Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 Lynne, did you miss the 'pen' off the front of ' guindance anyone could have'? Dancing penguins. Thats cheered me up. It told Mr Jackson that when I went to the Falklands, all the penguins had flown south for the winter. He told his chums. Then one reminded him the penguins don't fly..... 😬 its only a game......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coose Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 HAHAHA!!!! Numpty.... I was grumpy as my sky telly was only letting me watch two channels (all property crap - Soozy was a happy gurl!), but I sorted that out.... After Mr Sky was wanting to charge an arm, two legs and a winkle to sort it out I went and whacked the dish with a lump of 2x1. Hey presto, all the channels now work! 😬 We will mend it We will fix it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 A famous quote from Winnie the Pooh (I think) Which goes along the lines " When you can whistle a happy tune when everybody else is completely Pisseed orff the you have obviously missed sommit!" GTDs' take note The Liver is an evil organ and deserves to be punished Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 "I thought only the walls have ears" They sossiges too Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 Makes note into a little paper plane G for Geoff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coose Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 I stole an extra 'Uncle Joes Mint Ball' from the jar in the meeting room where I've just been! 😬 Annnnnnnd, I'm going to look at a reely pretty cottage tomorrow to buy.... Annnnnnnnddddddd, if everything goes to plan this weekend, Bart may be running sometime next week! 😬 We will mend it We will fix it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 Makes note into a little paper plane Could this be the end of the smirky one???? The Liver is an evil organ and deserves to be punished Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 😬 Offers Delbert a book to stick down back of his pants... G for Geoff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 Coose - glad it's not just the GTD's resisting grumpiness! G for Geoff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbarella Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 Fletch has got a serious case of S.A.D. Give him some sympathy you lot, but also tell him to get out in the garden and get some sun while its there - oops, it just disappeared and now it's drizzling. We have to go and get Barbarella II from Dartford after her first TLC service tomorrow and they're talkin' about blinkin' SNOW. I sense I won't be allowed to go for another retail therapy session at Bluewater, it will be straight home. Se7en's - the most fun you can have with clothes on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coose Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 Annnnnnnnnd, Ralph the border collie puppy hasn't wee'd in the house at all this week, although he did poo in the living room on Tuesday..... We will mend it We will fix it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted February 18, 2005 Author Share Posted February 18, 2005 Boonie Hound had the runs on a beige carpet in the holiday cottage we were renting - if German Shepherds know one thing it's how to poo. After scrubbing until our hands bled I thought we were going to have to come clean (pardon the pun) and stump up for the carpet to be cleaned. But the vet came to the rescue - her dog had just dome exactly the same in their rented cottage and she suggested this spray thing that used organisms to eat the stain or some such magic. Anyway worked a treat and cleared up the dog sick in the car as well plus the smell. Boonie Hopund came very close to be wearing one of R400's nappies. Starting to fill a little less grumpy now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coose Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 Oooooooh, what was it? I have two nice stains in the back of Phillipa (Forester) as left by Ralphie - one sick and one wee! Can I hellers like get rid of them..... We will mend it We will fix it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 ok - fletch needs cheering up. Fletch - get your 🙆🏻 down here to test the 21 and watch me cry as it overheats.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted February 19, 2005 Share Posted February 19, 2005 Coosey! shampoo the affected areas, let it dry, sprinkle on Nutradol powder & vacuum after a whiley daughter boaked in me alfa about 2 days before selling Sssssscottish SsssuperSsssnot! - Ssssneakypeek! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owelly Posted February 19, 2005 Share Posted February 19, 2005 Coose, just pile more rubbish on the effected areas. Working fine in the back of the Vectra its only a game......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coose Posted February 19, 2005 Share Posted February 19, 2005 There's a plan! Ralphie the beast managed to destroy the one month old dog guard thing in the back of Phillipa today by throwing himself at it! Funny ord lad..... We will mend it We will fix it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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