Delbert Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 My step ladder an I have been together many years. My Step ladder was with me through all the good times, when I got my first flat, when I got engaged , when I got married, when I decorated Delbertas first room. My step ladder has also been with me during the lows. Infact I don't need a photo album the spots of paint and the dents all carry many memories of my life. Me and my step ladder are inseperable. However I would really like to know who my real ladder is 😬 Pedant (noun), one who exhibits one's learning or scholarship ostentatiously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 Someone posted something similar in Shining Wit. I'm obviously missing something... ...I currently resemble this-> Project Scope-Creep is underway... Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻™ Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mav Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 If we have to explain it, you are more dense than we thought Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 Might it perhaps just not be very funny??? Project Scope-Creep is underway... Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻™ Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted February 15, 2005 Author Share Posted February 15, 2005 It s a bit of non sensickle "humour" an exagerated version of a one liner on the Wogan programme this morning Sorry if it has confused As a clue to get you in the right direction it comes from the same Milliganesque stable of stupid humour As with the old joke Two fish standing on a Perch , one says "I smell Fish" or "My dogs got no nose" "How does it smell" "Awfull!!!" Or scrapping the barell Husband 1" My wife has gone to the West Indes" Husband 2 " Jamakica" Husband 1 replies " No she went of her own accord" Simple plays on words Pedant (noun), one who exhibits one's learning or scholarship ostentatiously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted February 16, 2005 Share Posted February 16, 2005 Got any nails? Project Scope-Creep is underway... Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻™ Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owelly Posted February 16, 2005 Share Posted February 16, 2005 I have some nails. Some brand spanking new ones and some bended ones. Some of the bended ones are not too bended so you could use them. Some are so bended, they are no good as nails anymore. I may throw the very bended ones away if you don't want them. The new nails are in excellent condition because I just bought them this morning. I have some long ones and some short ones and some sizes inbetween. I have some different sorts also in various sizes. Lost head, oval, clouts, and bright wires. Let me know if you want me to put a couple in the post to you. its only a game......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted February 16, 2005 Share Posted February 16, 2005 Got any bread? 😬 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted February 16, 2005 Share Posted February 16, 2005 I may throw the very bended ones away if you don't want them but they keep coming back Sssssscottish SsssuperSsssnot! - Ssssneakypeek! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owelly Posted February 16, 2005 Share Posted February 16, 2005 No they don't. I have just put six in my wheely bin and I havn't noticed them roaming around my house. Yet. its only a game......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted February 16, 2005 Share Posted February 16, 2005 These roaming gangs of nails - would they be as hard as....er...ummm...nails? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owelly Posted February 16, 2005 Share Posted February 16, 2005 There arn't any gangs of nails. The ones I put in Capt. Sulo are still there. They havn't moved. Not even popped their (lost) heads out for a peek. Not whilst I was looking anyway. its only a game......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 The camel has just jumped off some in the 'word' thread if that helps tie all this together? Were they Delberts? No wonder he is upset...... ☹️ Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams 'A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five' Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 How tall were they? Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 tall enough Sssssscottish SsssuperSsssnot! Sneakypeek! whoooaaa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 About this high Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams 'A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five' Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 No, you're about 3 inches too short... 😳 Sssssscottish SsssuperSsssnot! Sneakypeek! whoooaaa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 story of my feckin life ☹️ Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams 'A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five' Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 Sssssscottish SsssuperSsssnot! Sneakypeek! whoooaaa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slider7 Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 KRFTP 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 I've just worked out that he's called Willy7 as his organ is 7cm long 😳 Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 ...wide Davis....7 cm wide...... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams 'A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five' Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted February 27, 2006 Share Posted February 27, 2006 So *he's* stumpy Sssssscottish SsssuperSsssnot! Sneakypeek! whoooaaa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted February 27, 2006 Share Posted February 27, 2006 like one of them corks in the top of one of those cookie jars......oh yeah baby.....cry for daddy 😬 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams 'A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five' Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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