Delbert Posted February 6, 2005 Share Posted February 6, 2005 ALL ARE WELCOME OPEN TO MEN ONLY Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants sign up early and get a discount on registration The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include: DAY ONE HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS Step by step guide with slide presentation TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? Roundtable discussion DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics) DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES? Debate among a panel of experts. LOSS OF VIRILITY Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum DAY TWO EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN? Group discussion and role play HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH PowerPoint presentation REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST Real life testimonial from the one man who did IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS? Driving simulation LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER Online class and role playing HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE Bring your calendar or PDA to class GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME Individual counsellors available The light at the end of the tunnel is probabally an on coming train Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 HM says I must enrol, where do I send my cheque? Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Mem No 2166, the full story here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted February 7, 2005 Author Share Posted February 7, 2005 Mr Colin Andrew Smythe Hensaw, Just use his initials its easier and send to Delberts relationship counsilling services The light at the end of the tunnel is probabally an on coming train Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynne Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 I would like to volunteer to be the adjudicator.........men alone - cannot make a decision - or keep their minds on one subject at a time!!!!!! Lynne(HM) being positive and honest 🙆🏻 PENNILESS WIFE (HUBBY GOT ALL THE MONEY TIED UP IN THE CAR) AKA HM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHip Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 I'm thinking about going, but I'm just not sure. I'd better check with the wife ❗ Ermmm.. what day was it again 🤔 🤔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynne Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 My point - already proven........ Lynne(HM) PENNILESS WIFE (HUBBY GOT ALL THE MONEY TIED UP IN THE CAR) AKA HM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted February 7, 2005 Author Share Posted February 7, 2005 Well I'll stand at the foot of my stairs, I kept thinking women were "point-less" 😬 😬 The light at the end of the tunnel is probabally an on coming train Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 I can think of at least a couple of good points Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xflow7 Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 Lynne, I'm afraid I must respectfully disagree. There is, in fact, one thing we can keep our minds on all the time. 😳 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 😳 Scottish SuperSnot! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 Rosss is standing to attention whilst sitting down Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Mem No 2166, the full story here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 yes, but he thinks xflow7 was talking about Stella! G for Geoff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 Stella tonite! Day off work tomorrow! 😬 😬 *cool* 😬 😬 Scottish SuperSnot! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 Huzzah! ☹️ Wagon for me G for Geoff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 My wagon has been chopped up for firewood! Scottish SuperSnot! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted February 7, 2005 Author Share Posted February 7, 2005 And the firewood is heating a still 😬 Granted I've just bought a second hand wagon for 2 weeks The light at the end of the tunnel is probabally an on coming train Edited by - Delbert on 7 Feb 2005 17:09:11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynne Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 Delbert, me thinks you have gone to far this time - Xflow7 - what did you mean - men have one thing they keep there minds on - I beg to differ arnt they kinda in the same place!!!!! 🙆🏻 Lynne(HM) always brave at a distance..... 😬 PENNILESS WIFE (HUBBY GOT ALL THE MONEY TIED UP IN THE CAR) AKA HM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 Mucho Stella last nite Scottish SuperSnot! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 Ah good - and I stayed on the wagon! Huzzah! Mind you Mrs GTD has just lost pounds by the simple expedient of catching a bug and not eating for 48 hours. 😳 G for Geoff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 But with that sort of "diet" won't see just put it all back on when she recovers and gets back to nornal eating 🤔 GWS Mrs GTD Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 Paul 😬 - though she has the will power that I don't! > G for Geoff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 You missed out the word brandy before latte Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 Hic G for Geoff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 and GTD has not touched a drop since He only weighs 3kg now Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted January 7, 2007 Author Share Posted January 7, 2007 Ahhh Delberts Relationship Councilling.... Seem to recall some good advice was given... Wonder how the couples are a year or 2 on.. If at first you don't succed Sky diving is not for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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