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neil.cavanagh

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Builds big ramp at Anglesey

 

Straps jet engine to se7en

 

Takes a long run up

 

"See you in Houston, Neil" *thumbup*

 

Albert Einstein: The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing.

 

opens garage door first

 

Edited by - Fletch on 4 Feb 2005 13:24:17

 

goes back indoors to get steering wheel

 

Edited by - Fletch on 4 Feb 2005 13:25:29

 

goes back in for master cutout key

 

 

 

Edited by - Fletch on 4 Feb 2005 13:30:10

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Heads up A3 at VAST (well it is an SV) rate of knots

 

Hmmmm ... lots of flashing blue lights behind me

 

 

Still wheelspinning at 190 - Now that should lose 'em

 

Does nice left hand turn onto M25

 

 

See you at pub in two minutes lads *thumbup*

 

Albert Einstein: The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing.
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[screeches left onto M1 slip road]

[hits 120mph and merges into the slow lane rush to escape london for the weekend]

[spots the tyre smoke coming off Fletches rear as he negotiates the tricky double apex M25/M1 junction]

 

ChrisB... should be pasing you in, oh about 15 mins at this rate.

 

Though BB will probably need to stop for some petrol 3 times before we get to Sheffield what with his teeny bladder....

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I'll put the kettle on then. 15 mins, even in virtual blat mode is pretty good going. I see there is virtually no traffic today, which for a friday northbound on the M1 is a virtual miracle *tongue* 😳

 

Hi BB, you got here quick, that must be your virtual imagination working virtually all the time again 😬

 

One sugar or two 🤔

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CLANK CLANK GRIND GRIND WELD WELD......

 

 

STRIP SOLDER HEATSHRINK, STRIP SOLDER HEATSHRINK

 

 

GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG

 

>

 

Right, here we go......

 

WHINY WHINY WHINY WHINY.....

 

D'OH!

 

 

Try again....

 

WHINY WHINY WHINY SPPLLLL SPPPLLLL SPLLLLLLLLLLL RAAAAAHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGG RAHHHHHHHGGGGGGG RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!

 

WOO HOO!!!!! WAIT FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😬 *thumbup*

 

 

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! *smile*

 

We will mend it We will fix it...

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Ooooooh, I got here quick! Good ord R1..... *smile*

 

Right, let's head for Cumbria!

 

RAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG click RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH click RAAAAAHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!

 

Come on, keep up lard-engined boys! *wink* *thumbup*

 

We will mend it We will fix it...

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Already reached J36 on M6, heads out towards Barrown on the 591 / 590, and dives off down a secret short cut through spark bridge,

 

"Now we're motoring!"

 

TOOT TOOT

 

Sets off out towards the coast road, past burlington slate and into the duddon valley! *arrowright*

 

Niiiiiooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

 

BB 😬

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Yeah - but we're not coming up the M1 - taking the twisties - it's more fun that way

 

Brrrrrrruuuuuummmmm 😬

 

Albert Einstein: The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing.
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