Badger Bill Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 Lynne, would you say that you are in a stable relationship? 😳 TAXI! brrrrruuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynne Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 now you got me BB - cant use the word 'stable' and norman in the same sentense - though thinking about the smells they can be similar lol Lynne(HM) wishing she had stayed in bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 Is there a money back guarantee with these goods Norman 🤔 I have to be careful as I've been caught before and ended up having to keep the purchase for another 32 years. In fact I still have the goods although they are getting a bit tired now so can we discuss a deal of some sort 🤔 And can you arrange finance 🤔 Brent 2.3 DURATEC SV. Gad these things are expensive ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 The phrase tyre kicking comes to mind I now have a vision of HM being kicked , proded and a sharp in take of breath from Mr Chiswick " Aw comon Guv, there is a scratch on the bodywork and theres steam coming out of the ears" The light at the end of the tunnel is probabally an on coming train Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 Says nothing at all ................ Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynne Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 wise man Paul...........(yet again) and Delbert - really Im surprised at u lol - you think Brent will still be breathing - u know me cool calm and..................lethal............ Lynne(HM) 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 Oh dear, sounds like the big end is knocking and spits back through the inlet as well so maybe I'd better pass on this opportunity thanks Norman. Brent 2.3 DURATEC SV. Gad these things are expensive ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynne Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 Oh Brent u disappointment me - didnt think a little thing like a 'big end' knocking would put u off............ 🙆🏻 and a little bit of spitting - wellllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.............. Lynne(HM) goes back in her box and waits lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 Lynne seems to "lol" quite a bit... ...I'm wondering if "cml"* isn't more appropriate... *cackling, maniacal laughter No undeserved offence intended Project Scope-Creep is underway... Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻™ Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynne Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 Non taken Myles - Im just a Happy person and now finishing work for the day and going to the gym - so even happier lol lol Lynne(HM) 😬 leaving the building now.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 Ah, I didn't know the goods under consideration were taken out for a blat at the gym' every now and then. That is a good sign so maybe the deal can still be done with a bit more of the service history known. 1) Kept well oiled 🤔 2) Any evidence of smoking 🤔 3) Healthy top end 🤔 4) Runs well 🤔 5) Polished nose 🤔 6) Full leather 🤔 7) Boots in good order 🤔 8) Plenty of urge 🤔 9) Warranty 🤔 If you can answer these queries to my satisfaction, Norman, then I think a deal could still be on. 😬 Sorry to ask so many questions but you have to be so careful these days although as you are a shedder, it is obviously a kosher deal ❗ Brent 2.3 DURATEC SV. Gad these things are expensive ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted February 1, 2005 Author Share Posted February 1, 2005 Brent, The goods are: 1) greased twice a day 2) yes but only after sex 3) yes, polished ports 4) I cant catch it 5) It's a bit wet at the moment but will polish up nicely 6) only on top, silk underneath 7) the one that kicked me this morning was in very good order 8) more than most can cope with 9) I will consider a warranty if no discount is given As an incentive you can have my credit card for 24 hours, as long as it's all spent on the goods. Of course the goods are Kosher, built in the East End by 2 kosher mechanics. No px possible, you've got your problems, I'm getting rid of mine. So, Whats you bid? Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Mem No 2166, the full story here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 Sounds interesting although the 'no px' bit could hold things up. I don't have any more room in my garage for another one so really do need to shift the old model if possible. Built in the East End is a plus point for me as my ancestry is based in Limehouse and Silvertown so could be fate is playing a part in this new acquisition. Let me see if I can offload the old model and get back to you. Brent 2.3 DURATEC SV. Gad these things are expensive ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted February 1, 2005 Author Share Posted February 1, 2005 Brent, Gad these things are expensive I always thought this referred to car, now I'm not so sure. Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Mem No 2166, the full story here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 Many a true word is spoken in jest Norman. Why do you think I am lookling to upgrade, the old model is just costing too much to run these days. Bloody hell, if she reads any of this, I'm dead. Brent 2.3 DURATEC SV. Gad these things are expensive ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 For sale : 2 dead men (their wives got 10 hours of community service as they were provoked) They'd make good dog food Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted February 2, 2005 Author Share Posted February 2, 2005 My model has stayed in remarkable condition. It's fairly trim, very fit and, apart from wanting to kill everyone she comes into contact with, still very sweet. The only reason I'm disposing of this very valuable asset is over a missunderstanding about BDR. She claims she thought all the money I spent on BDR was going to a charity. Then she learnt that BDR was a part of my car. She wanted me to sell BDR. I think she has atoned for said mistake and has begged forgiveness in the form of attending Knockhill next month as well as not having arguments over a very busy 7 calender this year. For these reasons, I am very pleased to annouce the withdrawal of asset from sale and shall be keeping it in the manner it has been accustomed. (Oi bitch, get my breakfast, clean my shoes, get me a tissue and blow my nose. I'll give you your next set of orders in 3 minutes) Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Mem No 2166, the full story here Why is it, that no matter how many times you read your post you don't notice the mistakes untill after clicking. Oi bitch, proof read this. Edited by - nverona on 2 Feb 2005 08:31:42 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 Good to see somebody who is master of his own household. Isn't it great how we males are always ready to forgive the manifold indiscretions of those we allow to live with us........and be so gracious about it at the same time. 😬 If only females could be so easy to live with and as accommodating as us blokes eh 🤔 Brent 2.3 DURATEC SV. Gad these things are expensive ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil.cavanagh Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 right, I just got off the phone to the hospital... the ambulance should be at Norman Towers in about 5 mins... Ihope it isn't too late to save some of him after HM has read his last post... ps can I have first dibs on the BDR? if BB got his hands on it he'd just sell it and buy himself a very big turnip, sorry bike engine, of his own ala Baldrick... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Bill Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 I love my turnip 😬 BB PS You can have the BDR, but only if I can have the rest of the car!!! ❗ 😳 Edited by - Badger Bill on 2 Feb 2005 10:01:29 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 BB That's yer willy, not yer turnip Paul Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Bill Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 You aren't going to trick me into saying, "I love my willie." Uh huh, no-way. BB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynne Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 boys I think your all lossing the plot -- Im being kept he says -so I will now crawl back into my hole and behave - for a little while ...... and BB did i miss something when u where at our house? PENNILESS WIFE (HUBBY GOT ALL THE MONEY TIED UP IN THE CAR) AKA HM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Bill Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Like what BB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynne Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 your devotion to your ........ Lynne(HM) PENNILESS WIFE (HUBBY GOT ALL THE MONEY TIED UP IN THE CAR) AKA HM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now