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Anyone ever hit a badger? They're bloody hard as nails!


rossybee

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Ahh my famous Badger accident,

The insurers did not believe the damage until we offered to dig up the female Badger and post it to them

 

5 up in a Mondeo proceeding on along the Lambourne to Newbury road.

 

One big thud and a dead badger. Mate goes off to inspect health (or not) of said badger and then bury it

 

initially I thought a smashed up bumper then there was this smell of petrol. went round back to see pools of petrol and no rear bumper.

 

5 month old car written off with a parts list bigger than the total in a 7 including.

Bumpers , radiator and mountings exhaust system, fuel tank, floor pan and lots of Pipey things

 

Too Old to die Young *eek*

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Yup, sounds about right. You can't beat us in a hand to hand fist-fight, so you have to try and run over us in your mechanical thingies 😳 *smile*

 

One day we'll find out about those things and make Badger machines of our own, and then we'll rule the world

 

Muwahahahhaahahaaa

 

 

BB (smoking a bubble pipe, drinking vimto and playing with a pen-knife)

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