me go ski

[Buda]

these said establishments sometimes also appear at the top of the mountain also 😬 - oh and at the bottom of the mountain, in fact they're all over the place

 

 

[Buda]

right I'm packed, got my boots, my loverly ski outfit, my socks, my special armour plated gloves and my camera, I now need the following:

 

2Nr self financing female nurses complete with nurses oufits and bandages

1Nr self financing female police woman, complete with handcuffs, (just in case I get in trouble)

and

a dominatrix (also self financing) on the off chance things get out of hand

 

I am accepting nominations and applications, however I am NOT and I shall repeat the word NOT interested in the following:

 

Mav - in any type of 'outfit'

Ross - at all

Paul - not even vaguely, unless its thursday and I've been on Grappa, no wait, thats wrong, never thats when do you hear me Never.

 

I hope that is clear. ALL applicants are to be aged between 16 and 24 and not a big fat hairy minger (unless you are french and can speak french and arnt fat - or hairy - or a minger).

 

Thankyou