Myles Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 Monopoly? Project Scope-Creep is underway... Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻™ Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 too single-minded Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssscottish SsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssuperSssssssssssssssssnot!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil.cavanagh Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 😬 😬 😬 crickey!!!!! real wit and humour from norf of the border!!! 😬 😬 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH get youuuu 😬 😬 😬 Dannyboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 [camp tone] That's just my colour! [/camp tone] Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssscottish SsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssuperSssssssssssssssssnot!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Bill Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 Rosssssssssssssss, that was camper than a big field full of pink tents... 😳 BB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 You forgot to mention Liberace tinkling the ivories in the corner of the field.... ...no! that corner! Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssscottish SsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssuperSssssssssssssssssnot!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 But that is the corner that Delbert and his young friends go to when it's getting dark Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 hence the dirty shoes Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssscottish SsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssuperSssssssssssssssssnot!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 I could resurect (sp?) it, as i kept all the bits in a spreadsheet after the cat(ses) decided(ed) to reconstruct the layout (just a bit), and i packed all the kit away to make enough room for the scalextric. All i've got to do is dig out the chance & community cards then battle can commence again. Or i could wait until next chrimbo of course Growing old is compulsory - Growing up is optional 😬 Click here to see the old Barbarella ... and the new one two 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 Mousetrap, now there was a great game Steve B Big Black Beast^3 USA 2005: How the West Was Driven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted January 8, 2005 Author Share Posted January 8, 2005 Humph. Just brings back memories of ritual humiliation - I never had any suitable toys or games to bring into school on the last day of term. Still, I've turned out to be a perfectly balance individual... "Yes mother, they won't be staying".... Project Scope-Creep is underway... Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻™ Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 Aaaah or is that .......... "Aaaaarghhhh" 😬 Growing old is compulsory - Growing up is optional 😬 Click here to see the old Barbarella ... and the new one two 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 Poor old Myles, he just had whips, handcuffs, sand paper (don't ask) and French maid outfits to help him pass the time when he was a yoof. Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted January 8, 2005 Author Share Posted January 8, 2005 Actually, when I was at the Grammar', I made a rather-lethal crossbow weapon based on a development of an item shown on WhyDon'tYou? The WDY version was based around a "cook's" (i.e. large) box of matches, a wooden (sprung) clothes-peg and a rubber-band. ISTR the projectile was just the rubber band... My version retained the clothes-peg and rubber band(s), but substituted a foot-long 3/4 inch square wooden offcut as the body, and a projectile-dart made from a darts-flight, a thin balsa shaft and ( ) a sharp modelling (i.e. scalpel-type) blade... We tried it out in our common-room using the dartboard as a target - incredibly accurate, and obviously powerful. I then decided to take it outside into one of the playgrounds and see what kind of range it had... I carried the thing (loaded, natch) - pointing straight-up in the air towards the target site - (about 200-250 metres away )... ...at which point, the clothes-peg gave up the struggle to hold the rubber-band(s), and the device launched the rather lethal dart more or less vertically... Amazingly, I did find it again (just followed the screams... only joking... just followed the ambulance ). Actually, the playground was deserted - there's never a little-oik around when you want one... It was embedded in a grass area at the bottom of the playground behind the tennis courts - near where they used to hold bonfires (enough verisimilitude yet?) - again, pointing almost vertically... Given the 200+ metres it had covered horizontally, (and what must have been 300-400 vertically), I guess it's a good job for the BBC's lawyers that I retired the device before it could be discovered by the authorities... 😳 At Uni, I ended up running the Rifle and Pistol club... (see Sheds passim). No connection Project Scope-Creep is underway... Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻™ Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 Now I'm S C A R E D Growing old is compulsory - Growing up is optional 😬 Click here to see the old Barbarella ... and the new one two 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted January 8, 2005 Author Share Posted January 8, 2005 Why? You're not coming to Autosport on Friday, are you? 😳 Project Scope-Creep is underway... Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻™ Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil.cavanagh Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 myles, sounds like you went to the same 'grammer as me! though didn't you hate wdu when the Norf ireland monkeys were on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted January 8, 2005 Author Share Posted January 8, 2005 Don't remember them... - sounds like it is just as well... Project Scope-Creep is underway... Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻™ Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 Myles, not the quiet, unsuspecting individual who accompanied me round Scotland whilst I nursed the mother of all hangovers 😳 Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssscottish SsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssuperSssssssssssssssssnot!!! here Edited by - rossybee on 8 Jan 2005 23:19:28 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 Woooooah! Edited 5mins before posting ❗ Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssscottish SsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssuperSssssssssssssssssnot!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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