Mrs Mav Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 Very cheeky Viv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Bill Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 Not nice like that, nice like an aunt or something. I mean, really 😳 BB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buda Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 ants are really small and get stuck in your teeth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 Just like Raspberry pips infact Too Old to die Young Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 BB, Hm is my pa, my lover, my mother, my EVERYTHING. (just don't tell her I said so) Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Mem No 2166, the full story here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 Ah Norm, Chesterfields answer to Barry White , What soul waht lyrics, Too Old to die Young Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 Don't know a Norm in Chesterfield, I live near Sheffield. Anyway, shut up, I'll get brownie points to set against going to NEC on Friday and AMMO on Saturday. Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Mem No 2166, the full story here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynne Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 HM running in with bucket (in Sheffield by the way) pukes....... beats up BB for last comment............. and leaves................ Lynne(HM) maybe older - but sometimes wiser 🙆🏻 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 Bucket, pukes and leaves. Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Mem No 2166, the full story here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 I know but once banned from Sheefield you took the act the Chesticlefield 😬 Too Old to die Young Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 ☹️ Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssscottish SsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssuperSssssssssssssssssnot!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 Delbert, can i interset you in a second hand wife. She very good at some things but cooking & cleaning don't even register on the scale. I'm looking to finance enought to build my dream car and £40,000 will suffice. She in very good, nay, pristine condition and very bueatifull. However, I've only seen her drunk once and that was 38 years ago, so she fails your spec on that. Oh, and she hasn't got any alimony. Are you interseted. Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Mem No 2166, the full story here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 Oh dear Norm you are going to be in lots and lots of trouble when HM sees this 😳 Viv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 Seems only fair, if someone needs money it's only right that they try to shift their most valued/valuable possession 1st. £40K sounds a bit steep Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigYin Posted January 8, 2005 Author Share Posted January 8, 2005 Mav YHM Though if it as about one of those delicate little chicken issues, you will find the Poultophilia Hotline in Yellow Pages Silver SV SSR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigYin Posted January 8, 2005 Author Share Posted January 8, 2005 Del You can have Mrs BY for £39,750 Like Norman's, she comes with no alimony or assets apart from substantial wardrobe and shoe collection ☹️ Can't cook, won't clean but is able to read emails and will provide hours of excitement - just look at BY Silver SV SSR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 😬 Viv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 meanwhile at the help line the phone begins to ring as dozens of shedders feel the need to call and it all started just with one feather ........................ Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigYin Posted January 8, 2005 Author Share Posted January 8, 2005 Del You can have Mrs BY for £39,750 Like Norman's, she comes with no alimony or assets apart from substantial wardrobe and shoe collection ☹️ Can't cook, won't clean, has conversational style that makes Paxman look like a pansy but can ski well (for a girl that is) 😬 Will consider p/e for a CSR 260 Silver SV SSR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbarella Posted January 9, 2005 Share Posted January 9, 2005 I saw this and thought of you all Se7en's - the most fun you can have with clothes on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted January 9, 2005 Share Posted January 9, 2005 and why exactly did you stumble across that ??? Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigYin Posted January 9, 2005 Author Share Posted January 9, 2005 Just got out of my sick bed to discover that Mrs BY and her duplicitous daughter hi-jacked my post yesterday and made highly misleading claims about the goods for sale. However, the good news for Delbert is that she finds him atractive because he lives opposite the ski slope at Swad. Silver SV SSR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbarella Posted January 9, 2005 Share Posted January 9, 2005 and why exactly did you stumble across that ??? I plead insanitary - Fletch posted as me - he was inspired by last night's very confused conversation on MSN when EVERYONE was pretending to be someone else. He has delusions of being Delbert Se7en's - the most fun you can have with clothes on Edited by - Barbarella on 9 Jan 2005 12:38:09 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigYin Posted January 9, 2005 Author Share Posted January 9, 2005 "delusions of being Delbert"? There is no hope then Silver SV SSR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigYin Posted January 9, 2005 Author Share Posted January 9, 2005 Really glad that we've got Paul manning the helpline as this: http://www.blatchat.com/t.asp?id=72037&pn=1&ps=15&c= has appeared upstairs and he's bound to be inundated with calls from mainstream poultophiles seeking advice I must say that the latex chick is quite cute. It's that indefineable combination of gamine innocence and barely disguised insouciance that is irresistable. The economics are, I think, questionable though as Mrs BY reports that Morrisons have got a pensioners' special on small frozen oven ready's this week of £2.99 (she only went there on the way back from the ski slope to practice for what shopping will be like when I retire, you understand ). Now, I know there is something quite kinky about latex but does that really compare with a DEAD chicken? 😬 Paul - will you be able to cope with a deluge of calls from necropoultophiliacs? *eek* Silver SV SSR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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