Delbert Posted December 21, 2004 Share Posted December 21, 2004 Having returned to the Regal Chavdom of SwaD I am aware that there has been localised concern with regard to the skiing conditions at the North end of the Trent Valley. Whilst I can report that the temperatures are strictly chilly, some Chavs(the local nobility) have been seen in Kangaroo Poo Balaclavas when not raiding the post orafice!!!!! But there is NO SNOW. However the SDDC , somes say South Derbyshire District Council, Chavs call then the "place I go to get a house", have been spraying alot of salt about. Now this has disturbed the Chavs as all the Bling recently purchased at Betty Dukes has turned Green as the atmosphere has tarnished the 1 carat Knuckle duster that spells DOzza. The Dazza one was an extra £5. So here ends the weather report. When conditions change & I have the body protection of the Big Yin I will bring more regional reports from the Chavdom from our Outside Broadcast unit. This is Delbert News from the Chavdom passing you back to the studio Too Old to die Young Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigYin Posted December 21, 2004 Share Posted December 21, 2004 Are you sure? I've just checked the ski report for Stanton and it says there's 67cm new snow in the village and 135cm on the tops, 26 out of 48 lifts open, moderate avalanche risk and more snow expected for the weekend. The Arlberg tunnel is open but Stuben and Flexen passes are closed dueto avalanche risk. I'm beginning to think you got a lumber in Glossop and are too ashamed to admit it. 😬 TTFN Silver SV SSR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted December 21, 2004 Author Share Posted December 21, 2004 Ah Stanton that is further north from me , well Ticknal way(where the money is) so if they want snow they get snow Too Old to die Young Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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