henry21p Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 woohoo - customer do ce soir. dinner suit brushed off, pressed and being dressed into as we speak. clip on bow tie for now, non clip on one to drape round neck in sexy spy fashion for later.... god I'm going to look sexy tonight. must remember not to drink too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Bill Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 Or look in a mirror to spoil the illusion... 😳 😬 BB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Badger Bill Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 YELP! BTW shooting badgers and eyeing up foxes ... I'll be getting the RSPCAEBAOSM. royal society for the protection of animals, especially badgers and other small mammals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted December 16, 2004 Author Share Posted December 16, 2004 schinche when where badchers schmall, mischter bill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil.cavanagh Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 shouldn;t it be a walther PPK rather than a beretta? I believe in Dr No, Q issued Bond with his new guns and took away the 'ladies' beretta he had previously? (bad hammer action, prone to stoppages, won't take a silencer) But then, maybe a Beretta goes well with a 21??? ? 😬 😬 😬 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Bill Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 Scud piont. Fancy a table being made out of Burt though... 😳 TAXI! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted December 16, 2004 Author Share Posted December 16, 2004 well - you are partially correct. he wanted him to use the standard issue PPK as it was more conventionally reliable. The beretta on the other hand, for a little piece had enough stopping power! Didn't ruin the lines of your suit or chafe quite so much. The story goes that he originally didn't know much about guns and gave him a beretta - some gun mad friend suggested almost exactly the lines below (i.e. real MAN's gun instead) In the early hours of the morning secret agent James Bond oo7 is summoned from a London casino to appear before his boss ‘M’ (Bernard Lee), head of British Intelligence. After customary by-play with M’s secretary Miss Moneypenny (Lois Maxwell), oo7 is briefed on his next assignment by M, who then calls for the armourer, Major Boothroyd (Peter Burton)… M: Armourer! (to Bond) Take off your jacket! Give me your gun. Yes, I thought so. This damn Beretta again. I’ve told you about this before. (to Boothroyd) You tell him — for the last time! MAJOR BOOTHROYD: Nice and light — in a lady’s handbag. No stopping power. M: Any comments Double-O Seven? JAMES BOND: I disagree sir. I’ve used a Beretta for ten years — I’ve never missed with it yet! M: Maybe not, but it jammed on your last job and you spent six months in hospital in consequence. If you carry a Double-O number it means you’re licenced to kill not get killed. And another thing. Since I’ve been head of MI7 there’s been a 40 percent drop in Double-O operative casualties, and I want it to stay that way. You’ll carry the Walther — unless of course you’d prefer to go back to standard intelligence duties. JAMES BOND: No sir. I would not. M: Then from now on you carry a different gun, show him armourer. MAJOR BOOTHROYD: Walther PPK 7.65 mil with a delivery like a brick through a plate-glass window. Takes a Brausch silencer with very little reduction in muzzle velocity — the American CIA swear by them. M: Thank you Major Boothroyd. MAJOR BOOTHROYD: Thank you sir. (to Bond) Goodnight sir. M: Any questions Double-O Seven? JAMES BOND: No sir. M: Alright then. Best of luck. JAMES BOND: Thank you sir. (Bond picks up the Walther in its box, hiding the Beretta underneath, and walks to the office door) M: (without looking up from his desk) Double-O Seven! JAMES BOND: Sir? M: Just Leave the Beretta. Edited by - Dave21P on 16 Dec 2004 16:39:26 Edited by - Dave21P on 16 Dec 2004 16:40:53 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 You might be "eyeing up the Baccaratt table" but we all know you will be playing Happy Families 😬 Too Old to die Young Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 Dave - see you in the hangover corner tomorrow morning 😬 May I say, you do a very good Bond 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted December 16, 2004 Author Share Posted December 16, 2004 Why, Mischter Delbert, I Schee that you're wearing your bullet proof vescht today... Very sctylisch to have it in a Lacroiux deschign as well. My complimentsch to your tailor Edited by - Dave21P on 16 Dec 2004 16:47:30 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil.cavanagh Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 good transcript Mssr Bond. But, you missed a bit I believe... in the same scene he was also issued with another gun. Can't remember the mane.. it was a big revolver for more long range work with extra stopping power. He and Coral (?) used it on Crab Quay to try and shoot the armoured 'dragon', before it torched Coral. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 So mr Bond you open with Bun the Baker, a daring move Too Old to die Young Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted December 16, 2004 Author Share Posted December 16, 2004 damn you Blofeld, you and your dischguishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 In the early hours of the morning secret agent James Bond oo7 is summoned from a London casino to appear before his boss ‘M’ (Bernard Lee), head of British Intelligence Can't believe you missed out their opening words:- - Good Evening, Sir. - It happens to be 3am, 007. When do you sleep? - Never on the Firm's time, Sir. Am black-tied (and 7'd) up for a wedding tomorrow. Yum. My ... Preciousss! Member #109** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 Baccarat, Yes Sir I can Boogie ....... Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 'Twas Quarrel with Mr Bond on Crab Quay I do believe. Alas poor Quarrel .......made a fine lantern though, you could see for miles by the light of Quarrel. Brent 2.3 DURATEC SV. Gad these things are expensive ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 ....I can boogie, boogie-oogie, all night long Classic. Who said the entire history of French pop music was an unstinting torrent of crap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh je t'aime 😳 Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssscottish SsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssuperSssssssssssssssssnot!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 I thought they were Spanish Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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henry21p Posted December 17, 2004 Author Share Posted December 17, 2004 I think I've become a government statistic re binge drinking..... ouch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 £80 fine for peeing, vomiting, etc in England & Wales 😬 Hahahahahahahahaha-heeheeheeheeheeheehee ❗ Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssscottish SsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssuperSssssssssssssssssnot!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 Strangely I wrote that 1st as "standing on the boarder", now THAT is kinky Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 Ssssssssssscottish SssssssssuperSssssssssnot! 😬 😬 😬 Scotland - North Of The Smoke AO 😬 😬 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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