Delbert Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 So far today I have been 1) brutally beaten with a Pigs Bladder 2) Whipped with in an inch of my life around my Jacobs by a wet towell & 3) have severely slapped myself for using Chavvey language. Add to this the altitude sickness from going upstairs too often I think I need a lie down . But in my state would this be safe 🤔 Too Old to die Young Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Here, have a drink of hairy water from my Autosport rubber Y-fronts Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssscottish SsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssuperSssssssssssssssssnot!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nurse Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Can i be of assistance young Delbert my dear Have a lie down over here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted December 15, 2004 Author Share Posted December 15, 2004 Oh Thank you Nursey, The bruises are getting bigger what shal I do? Too Old to die Young Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nurse Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Don't worry a have the witch hazel to hand so i can tend to your bruises Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted December 15, 2004 Author Share Posted December 15, 2004 Hazel , thats a pretty name fore a witch Whats yours oh Angel of Mercy Too Old to die Young Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 A bath of Blue Stratos should be just the ticket for yer jacobs Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssscottish SsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssuperSssssssssssssssssnot!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nurse Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Surely names are not important in your hour of need Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 and Old Spice for his JT, just make sure you sand paper it 1st Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted December 15, 2004 Author Share Posted December 15, 2004 I can still remeber those screams from Chadwick. To this day I always put aftershave on fully dressed Too Old to die Young Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nurse Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 And what afteshave do you like my dear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted December 15, 2004 Author Share Posted December 15, 2004 Truth from Celvin Klien. Bit of a flirtatious question froma nurse? Why do you like it? Too Old to die Young Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nurse Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Gorgeous simply gorgeous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted December 15, 2004 Author Share Posted December 15, 2004 I really hope your surname is not Davis Too Old to die Young Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 So do I 😳 Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nurse Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Moi Non monsieur Davis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil.cavanagh Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Nursey, do you like green beans per chance???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Vous êtes une infirmière de chienne. Tous les hommes voici dedans le mien ainsi gardez vos knickers dessus et vos mains au loin Ooh la la Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nurse Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Yes i like green beans, but what has that got to do with caring for people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil.cavanagh Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 what, even Mange Tout???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Cette vache mettra n'importe quoi dans sa bouche Ooh la la Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nurse Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Vous m'insultez fort Sexy French Teacher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil.cavanagh Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 je ne comprend pas. Je ne parle pas le francais. Je suis un ingnoramus avec le languages. So I'm not quite sure what you lot are saying, but something about it not matter once you have it/her/them in your mouth??? *confused* 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Je dois faire des excuses à la belle infirmière. Elle est après tout un membre de camarade de personnel et il y a assez d'hommes pour que nous les partagent. Ooh la la Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NormalVeranda Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 All this talk is helping, currently redundant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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