Asker of daft questions Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Just getting into practice, I do hope that you've all been good children Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Push-off fatso! 🙆🏻 ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 we've all been good boys and girls this year 😬 Viv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can Ho....Ho.....Ho..... gets coat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Dear Santa, I know that you're very busy at this time of year, but having been a good boy all year I thought I would put in a little request... When you're done with the elves, can they come and fix my bloody car? Many thanks, Me. p.s. careful about the chimney, think the landlady has put spiky plants at the bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powderpuff Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Dave, Think you will find that there is a NEU (National Elf Union) rule stating that they will not work in any location possibly inhabited by Gremlins....that would mean your car is a no go area Watch out...here comes Trouble 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 It's alright Dave, if Santa hurts himself he's covered by the National Elf Service.........doesn't even bother with coat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Or he can go to Gracelands... Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssscottish SsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssuperSssssssssssssssssnot!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 maybe he can just send me all of the really really hard elves who can jump in through the tb and kick the crap out of the gremlins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 possibly inhabited by Gremlins Thought you said you had a 21, Now if it is an AMC Gremlin perhaps fitting Rover parts is the problem all along 😬 Too Old to die Young Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 Viv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 p1ss off dilbert, a Gremlin was a top totty car where i grew up in east Texas matey 😬 Steve B Big Black Beast^3 USA 2005: How the West Was Driven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 OK - maybe looking for gremlins is the problem - maybe it's pixies that are the trouble - there can't have been a car called a pixie... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 Hey come on, what about the Daihatsu Pixie, right common round here with the Pensioners set! G 4 Geoff Leather Good - Carbon Fibre Bad 619 GTD here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 Santa, could you let me have an ickle peek at the list of girls who have been BAD please The birth of the Gixxerham : pics here drivel here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 Gnome? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 *peers over Noger's shoulder, shares some pilfered mistletoe with him* My ... Preciousss! Member #109** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 The birth of the Gixxerham : pics here drivel here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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