Delbert Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 There are plenty of singles to go round Where do you live? The married comments are flippant by the way, Been on both sides of that equation not pleasant When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 Decides to agree with MM When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 Told you so Delbert Viv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 Down the road from me Viv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 According to yesterdays evening standard there is a shortage of eligible bachelors in London Delbert I've seen many a fling between colleagues (the firm has a "no relationships" policy which is studiously ignored by all ),in more than one case its turned into a happy marriage Mind you, in other cases it has turned into vitriolic hatred and a desire to staple the other person's head to the filing cabinet ☹️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powderpuff Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 Watch out...here comes Trouble 😬 Edited by - Trouble on 26 Nov 2004 10:40:12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 It's so nice to be right 😬 Viv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 more than one case its turned into a happy marriage Mind you, in other cases it has turned into vitriolic hatred and a desire to staple the other person's head to the filing cabinet A better description of marriage I've never heard I'll take the "eligable" comment as a compliment!! When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Bill Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 Manchester! It has to be one of the best places for free and single girls in the country! FOUR universities! Count 'em, Man Met, UMIST (OK now a part of the Man Uni, but still a big place full of totty), Manchester and Salford (Salford is not in Mcr, but V close and a great place)! Then you have teacher college, the toast rack (cookery college I think), and on top of that, the new Mcr town centre is like a totty honeypot! Not only that, but TomB is living in one of the best places to find 'em too! (we know where you live!) Where can you find totty, only in Manchester. Come to Manch..., we've got totty... song> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 Ermm speaking as a boss I have no problem with my employees flirting with me provided:- a) they are female b) in the age group 18-40 c) stunningly gorgeous d) nymphomaniac e) oh alright then...single But seeing as all bar one are male and the one that isn't is older than me, married and I would run a mile if she flirted with me anyway, it ain't going to happen. Sighs at what might have been...................... Brent 2.3 DURATEC SV. Gad these things are expensive ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powderpuff Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 Brent....time for a few P45's and some recruitment by the sounds of things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 Bring back "The Elbow Test" Growing old is compulsory - Growing up is optional 😬 See the old Barbarella here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 it's never a good idea to fish from the same pier that you eat from Steve B Big Black Beast^3 USA 2005: How the West Was Driven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 Or to put in it plain English Do Not Pork the Payroll When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Edited by - Delbert on 29 Nov 2004 10:41:42 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted November 27, 2004 Share Posted November 27, 2004 Tom, I have been placed in the top 5 of eligable blokes at work How many girls at work - 4? Maybe a close thing. be Ok if you get to try them all though. At the same time of course! Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Mem No 2166, the full story here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted November 27, 2004 Share Posted November 27, 2004 Tom, hows that flywheel? Or rather lack of one. Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Mem No 2166, the full story here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomB Posted November 28, 2004 Author Share Posted November 28, 2004 Norman, the flywheel is great, but I doubt that will impress the secretaries! "Ive a really small flywheel...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Whitley Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 For Delbert: what about Once they were lovers and practically best friends, Now he's into bondage and she's into revenge? (One of many Loudon Wainwright III "love songs") (Tam, if yours is your own work I'm most impressed... and worried for Mr C.'s future were he to incur your wrath ) M1 7 SMW 1.4-now-1.8K Mem.No. 10376 Picture here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 Tony - that was indeed a description of my office 😳 but you'll be pleased to hear that Mr C and I met long before we started our working lives and he doesn't let me near staplers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 But I'm sure you have a cunning back up plan involving a laminator , a binding machine and Mr C's Jacobs. (Purley as a deterant , as In we won't use Trident but we have to have it just in case) Too Old to die Young Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 The mind boggles 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Whitley Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 The eyes water M1 7 SMW 1.4-now-1.8K Mem.No. 10376 Picture here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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