TomB Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 The girls from work are out for a few drinks tonight. After much discussion between them, I was pleased to be informed by my spy that I have been placed in the top 5 of eligable blokes at work. Now I dont know how long this list is, but its quite good. Its would be rude not to take advanatage of this knowledge, so do the rules of the workplace allow you to date other members of staff? Unfortunately the cutest flirty one is married with childen, so thats a big no no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 Go for it Tom Viv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 How many blokes work there? 5? 😳 Sssssssssssssssssssssssssscottish Sssssssssssssssssssssupersnot!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 Yeah, the married one will be well drrrty *tongue* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 Have you been drinking tonight Noger? Viv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 Not that I have paid for, no. 72 hours with nobody but Italian girls to talk to ... can turn a chap a bit odd. Don't mess with the office laydeez, but just make sure you get to meet their friends Nothing like an excellent resumé with good references Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomB Posted November 25, 2004 Author Share Posted November 25, 2004 "Don't mess with the office laydeez" Why? It cant be that bad can it? Its hardly a teacher-pupil affair! Maybe if I ended up dating a secretary or one of the directors PA's, I may tread on some big toes!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 Just go for it Tom Viv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Bill Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 Chr!st you must have some ugly work mates! 😳 😬 😬 😬 Whatever happens, tie a plank to your bum to make sure that you don't fall in! BB 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil.cavanagh Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 just do it! If they have rated you, and let this titbit of information work its way back to you they obviously WANT you to shag them rotten at the company christmas party, preferably on top of the photocopier. I'd start with the fit married with children one... bound to be very enthusiastic, and no strings attached. hopefully!!! 😬 😬 😬 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 And watch out for 'Bunny boiler' types *eek* Brent 2.3 DURATEC SV. Gad these things are expensive ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Bill Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 And what exactly are the BB types 😳 BB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 One of our lawyers ended up marrying his secretary Go for it but remember, as already demonstrated, girls do talk so be prepared for everyone knowing very intimate things about you 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave hard Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 I'd say don't mix work with your private life. Keeps life tidier and prevents any ugly situations if/when things don't work out. But I agree with Noger that you should get introduced to their friends instead. 😬 Caterham 21 VHPD - one of the few Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil.cavanagh Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 depends how much you like the job... if your a contract scum like me its not really a problem as you know you'll be moving on in a few months time anyway!!! Was a bit interesting though when two 'ladies' I had been rather 'friendly' with turned out to sit opposite each other at work. Did make walking into that particular office a little amusing!!! *tongue* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 well - I've just had to reprimand one of the staff for interfering with one of the customers,,,, but don't think I would have said anything if he'd involved himself with one of the staff. Might have laughed a little though. Go for it - what have you got to lose! Anything she can gossip about, you can gossip about better! Avoid the cute one with kids, but get her to be your laydee on the inside and pass you information on the others by flirting outrageously with her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 Unfortunately the cutest flirty one is married with childen, so thats a big no no I sorry I really have tried to see your point but surely this is an advantage not a problem 😬 When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powderpuff Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 interfering with one of the customers Sounds very dodgy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 Rule 1, NEVER GET INVOLVED WITH A MARRIED PERSON ❗ Viv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil.cavanagh Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 Rule 2, But if you HAVE to get involved with a married person, make sure she is the cutiest, flirtiest one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Bill Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 Got to agree with MM on this one. There are plenty of singles to go round, have fun! 😬 BB P.S. If my wife told me one evening that some fella had been trying it on at work, I'd rock up one afternoon with a couple of lads and get to work with a blow torch and some wire snips... 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 What are the BB types 🤔 Why Mr angry btw? Anyhow, you must have seen 'Fatal Attraction' Well Glenn Close was the Bunny boiler Brent 2.3 DURATEC SV. Gad these things are expensive ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Bill Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 I know, fatal attraction, and all that. I was making a play on the fact that BB could lend itself to both bunny boiler and badger bill. So it might then read, "And watch out for 'badger bill' types" Agreed, crap attempt at humour, must try harder. I did try to show that it was a play at humour by putting the rest of the smiley catalogue on at the end... No offence meant. BB (badger bill, not bunny boiler) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 Much offence taken though BB Viv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 Rule 2. Never get involved with your boss ❗ Viv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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