Boonie Hound Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 Are they asking for a ransome? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 2 bob Sssssssssssssssssssssssssscottish Sssssssssssssssssssssupersnot!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 Now the Government line would be that no individual should be above the national aim... Applying that principal to Shed politics then we have to stand our ground and let the Evil Dr Nem's hench men feed him , I'm sure our brave Paul will PARP continuously , who needs WMD. Oh how he will make the captors suffer.... Meanwhile we should hold a Shed Demo may I suggest the night of the 4th... We will stand in a huddle waving our Beanos with only Curly Wurlys to sustain us until he is relased back into wibbledom....... Also we should start Guerilla Tactics upstairs until he is released so over the top boys (and girls) Never before has the Sheds asked for so much from so few When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 Great idea - we could dress up as Batman and chain ourselves to people upstairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NormalVeranda Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 This place is too tidy and clean.... I can't believe I'm missing the little fellow Count me in , I've started by not cleaning "upstairs" as part of my campaign of subversive presure Now to turn off the heating and add a Kipper to the upstairs air conditioning unit 😬 Cleaning up after pesky shedders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted November 26, 2004 Author Share Posted November 26, 2004 regular protests outside Number 10, blatchat street. I reckon if we all pile into one of those warrior armoured vehicles, supported by helicopter wibbleships we might have a chance of at least flushing out his captors. I've heard that they're keeping him chained up in a cage in a rubber suit. the torture. God help us if they ever release the video. I also understand that various MP's are making rude comments about the outpouring of grief on the internet and how it was just the same when someone kidnapped the last shedder to disappear.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 Will be twinned with Liverpool next Come to think of it Could the Evil Dr Nem, (Osma Blatladen), actually be Boris Johnson When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted November 26, 2004 Author Share Posted November 26, 2004 give me cover! my gun's jammed.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 Throws blanket over Dave Growing old is compulsory - Growing up is optional 😬 See the old Barbarella here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted November 26, 2004 Author Share Posted November 26, 2004 Reminds me of a joke... hang on.....here Edited by - Dave21P on 26 Nov 2004 12:29:14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 I can't hang on much longer 😳 Growing old is compulsory - Growing up is optional 😬 See the old Barbarella here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 Glad to see the Guerilla campaign has started , our first Brave shedder over the top here When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted November 26, 2004 Author Share Posted November 26, 2004 I'm sure he doesn't LOOK like a gorrilla.... New from Channel 5 - when SHEDS ATTACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 Also on Blat Chat "I'm a shedder get me out of 'ere!" When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted November 26, 2004 Author Share Posted November 26, 2004 Police, Camera, Sheds... Friday night is Shedders night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 Clank Clank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 If you find my birth-certificate back there, lemme know. I recently found my Masters cert (thought it had been lost forever whilst overseas - could only find the BSc.) - so there is some hope. Project Scope-Creep is underway... Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻™ Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 Funny that - I lost my degree certs when I moved back as well. They turned up a few weeks ago rolled up in a couple of bogroll holders in a bedside cabinet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 Clank I did find a shedders birth certificate at the back of the shed and it said Fathers name unknown, what a bastard Clank Clank Clank clank clank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 27, 2004 Share Posted November 27, 2004 BTTT Guerila tactics required Upsatirs Comrad Myles has made an excellant start as Has messers Noger and Nverona Keep your chin up troups soon we will over run upstairs and the Parpmeister will be released Too Old to die Young Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted November 27, 2004 Share Posted November 27, 2004 Furry boots? Sssssssssssssssssssssssssscottish Sssssssssssssssssssssupersnot!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 Hmm. what's that smell? My ... Preciousss! Member #109** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 May be the Evil Dr Nem has him tied up nearby, time to instigate a thourgh search.... I'll start in the Larder.... Hic, Too Old to die Young Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 Is it really only 12 days since we last saw him here??? Project Scope-Creep is underway... Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻™ Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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