Normans_Ghost Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 For misleading advice. Not nescessarily politically correct or office safe (Depending on how liberal the office is - Contains bare breasts!) I wait in eager anticipation for 10 minutes whilst it downloads over our ISDN line and then what do I find.... FEMALE Breasts. I thought it would be nice oily male body builders! Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Mem No 2166, the full story here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Got any jobs Norman (refers to the job ad post upstairs) ? Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted November 17, 2004 Author Share Posted November 17, 2004 As a non-smoker you are more than welcolme to join us. What can you do? Do you have 20 years experience of running car dealerships? Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Mem No 2166, the full story here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Yes of course I have 22 years of Marketing & product management but all of it in the world of IT and related electric string 😬 Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted November 17, 2004 Author Share Posted November 17, 2004 Hmm, you lie so well I think we must have you as a customer relations manager. Would 3/6 halfpenny a month be ok. Oh and you get 3 days off a year, Christmas, Easter & 1 day for Ramadan. Let me know, as if you want the job, it'll save the expense of advertising it. Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Mem No 2166, the full story here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Hmmmm, a tempting offer, would also have a company broom and a mop & bucket ? Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted November 17, 2004 Author Share Posted November 17, 2004 Not only that, but you get a company skate board as well. Oh, and rises are automatic every decade. You will have to join our union, though. The USSR (Union of Soviet Support Rabble) My support chap is the only member and I'm the shop steward, so you'll be the 2nd member (I just know you always wanted 2 members) Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Mem No 2166, the full story here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Each 3" long Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Not nescessarily politically correct or office safe (Depending on how liberal the office is - Contains bare breasts!) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Where! where! 😳 Sssssssssssssssssssssssssscottish Sssssssssssssssssssssupersnot!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 Instructions 1. Undo shirt 2. Look dowm 3. Observe man-boobs Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynne Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 I object to the recruitment of this Paul Davis man..... I have worked for this company for 20 years ....... and only get two days holiday a year and no skateboard. and even worse than that I HAVE TO SLEEP WITH THE BOSS Lynne (HM) Already writing letter of complaint to said boss 🙆🏻 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs GTD Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 and even worse than that - I HAVE TO SLEEP WITH THE BOSS Could be worse Lynne - you might have been made to have sex with him! Mrs GTD Carbonette - patches that make it easy to say NO to carbon fibre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynne Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 Hi Angie, No - what is this sex thing - dont say it too loud or them upstairs will ban it, before I even try, and looking forward to meeting you in December. Lynne(HM) Going to find out what this sex thing is - BEFORE ITS BANNED 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted November 27, 2004 Share Posted November 27, 2004 Observe man-boobs I usually leave that unfortunate task to my good lady wife Sssssssssssssssssssssssssscottish Sssssssssssssssssssssupersnot!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs GTD Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 and looking forward to meeting you in December. Ooops - haven't been paying attention - looking forward to meeting you too, HM Mrs GTD Carbonette - patches that make it easy to say NO to carbon fibre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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