Meldrew Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 That would actually explain why I occasionally see gangs of pixie hunters, leading chained pixies around in Guildford. A sorry sight they are, too, their little heads bowed and their spirits apparently crushed by the cruel treatment meted out by their captors. They're led off to the pixie market in Woking, where they're sold to shady pixie dealers who ply an evil trade in them to rich people to do nasty, fiddly jobs like pushing bits of grot down the plughole in the sink, cleaning the oven and changing headlamp bulbs in Volvos. Their increased use in escalators explains why the ticket machines at South West Trains stations never work properly or give change - the demand for pixies is so great that they have released the pixies from the machines to go and work under the magic moving stairs in a shopping centre somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 Then, when the pixies are too old for grot-pushing and bulb-changing, they're asphyxiated with pixie-strangling pasta and their skin is used to make racing boots for Caterham drivers. It's a cruel trade. Put your foot down and insist on synthetic pixie boots in future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonbell Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 So what`s the going rate for a pixie these days 🤔 Simon Bell - Caterham 7 Duratec R I`ve seen the future.....and it`s powered by duratec Check out the website here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 Since the escalator people have muscled in on the trade, roughly 4 magic beans each. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Bill Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 I could tell you how to change a sidelight and a headlight bulb on a Volvo 480, but you would never believe me... 🙆🏻 BB The cat in the day-glo hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 Sounds like a job for a pixie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 Nigella. And a big tub of jelly. 😬 What ever happened to prawn cocktail crisps as an option? Too busy eating Skips for an alternative. Oh and cake, batman, raspberry, duvet, Fezza, walk - unless it's a travellator, in which case jump on back of moving trolley and whizzz. My ... Preciousss! Member #109** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 PS I do like Saltimbocca = "jumps into the mouth".toothy smiley Dolcelatte "sweet milk" is nice, too. Tiramisu. "Pick me up" My ... Preciousss! Member #109** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 Nigella or Delia - WHO ARE THEY? Jaffa: cake or biscuit WHAT ARE THEY? Batman or Spiderman DON'T LIKE LITTLE CREEPY THINGS Strawberries or raspberries AH, KNOW WHAT THESE ARE - STRAWBERRIES (PROPER ENGLISH ONES) Duvet or sheets DON'T CARE AS LONG AS I DON'T HAVE TO MAKE IT* Prosche or Ferrari (Sorry, pedal cars aren't an option even though they're the best cars on the planet) ERM, HARD ONE THIS. AS A KID WANTED A 911, BUT NOW I'M OLDER AND MORE STUPID I DON'T WANT EITHER Cheese 'n Onion or Salt 'n vinegar NOT SURE WHAT THESE ARE and finally........ Escalators: stand or walk IS THIS SOME FORM OF SEXUAL ACTIVITY? * It never ceases to amaze me why women must "make" beds and the get back in them and un-make them. Also why must they insist on dusting, it just settles back where they've just disturbed it. As for cleaning windows, rain does that over a period of time. Why clean/tidy/arrange anything that just gets dirt/untidy/re-arranged again in a few hours. Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Mem No 2166, the full story here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 Tiramisu. "Pick me up" Apparently "Andouillette" is French for "Christ, that's horrible". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 They have a lot of words for that - "Pernod" being the most commonly used. My ... Preciousss! Member #109** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 "Hairy armpits" in another - euuueeekkkkkk Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 I once had a girlfriend who was half French . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . she only shaved under one arm..............boom, boom 😬 😬 😬 Brent 2.3 DURATEC SV. Gad these things are expensive ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatman Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 *Runs in, panting* A'ight.. Nigella.... Blatman, obviously... Nigella.. Nigella, Blatman Nigella and Blatman Sorry, what was the question 🤔 Edited by - Blatman on 17 Nov 2004 11:20:43 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 You really like Nigella then ?? You should visit the shed more often, we miss you. We could always do with an Eastfield owner to act as the butt of our attempts at humour 😬 Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 To all those that picked Ferrari ... M25 roadworks, 11:30am yesterday. Broken down vintage Ferrari causes chaos. Noger misses flight. Codger with the GORGEOUS car appears oblivious to the fact that he is causing 15 miles of tailbacks, and is just standing in the middle of the road in front of his car lokking at the engine. Class "Penne" = quills "Gnocchi" = knuckles The birth of the Gixxerham : pics here drivel here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FH Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Cheese & Onion are the only flavour to go for...........just sublime. tear it open and revel in the luxuriant perfume of ..........cheese & onion, JOOI, the "perfumes" in C&O (and for that matter ALL "flavours") are chemically created additives - which are known carcinogens - FH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 And as my chymistry teacher used to always tell us when we were eating a bag of crisps, it is the crisps coating that is flavoured, not the actual crisp. He always was a bit pedantic. The birth of the Gixxerham : pics here drivel here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Can you be a bit pedantic? Isn't that like being half-pregnant Me, I prefer Bovril to Marmite Poopoo-san and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Or 'slightly waterproof' Of course they are carcinogens FH how else am I going to get my necessary daily intake after my rant upstairs about smoking Brent 2.3 DURATEC SV. Gad these things are expensive ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FH Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 😬 😬 😬 Glad you've still got your SOH after all the bashings *wink* I rather liked RRS's contribution that nicotine helps parking sons and halts eyemers FH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 *confused* *confused*indeed 😬 I remain good humoured as ever and find it interesting how hot under the collar some people become on that subject, even resorting to cheap jibes to get their point across. 😬 Brent 2.3 DURATEC SV. Gad these things are expensive ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatman Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Hi Paul. I'm keeping an eye on you, as always. Sadly, playtime is short at the moment... Edited by - Blatman on 17 Nov 2004 16:10:28 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 And I noticed Mr Davis, you were conspicuous by your absence in support today, or did you just think it was my turn to be flamed 🤔 😬 Brent 2.3 DURATEC SV. Gad these things are expensive ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Runs in with bucket of water - trips and gets Mr D instead - sorry Brent...still can I use you to cook my toast 😬 Keep up the good work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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