Delbert Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 In the style of whats my line I have drawn a picture *arrowright*and I am miming a well known Household activity......... The first to guess gets a packet of Dollly mixtures...... When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Bill Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 Watching tele? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 ironing your shirts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 washing up 🤔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 12, 2004 Author Share Posted November 12, 2004 Tam, you are in the right region but I afraid you would need to be more specific When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 Donning the rubber gloves 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 As it's yours you are washing it as fast as you like ? Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 12, 2004 Author Share Posted November 12, 2004 Rubber gloves are in volved, As way of a clue I am also bent over.... When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 Cleaning the bath 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 Dannyboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 Scrubbing the kitchen floor 🤔 > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 unblocking the sink? unblocking the drains? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 I see you baby........ 😳 😳 😳 Dannyboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 filling the dishywasher? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 12, 2004 Author Share Posted November 12, 2004 And we have a winner...... Today I have been mostly washing the laminate flooring and applying a proprietry shiney product.... Dolly Mixtures will be despatched asap When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 12, 2004 Author Share Posted November 12, 2004 Having finished I am now wondering how I get from the office to the front door to pick up Delberta without treading on the wet propritry shiney product When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 Man seen climbing out his own windows and down his own drainpipe Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 Levitation 🤔 Brent 2.3 DURATEC SV. Gad these things are expensive ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 12, 2004 Author Share Posted November 12, 2004 I am currently devising a simple pulley and trapeze contraption that relies on the Wimpey staircase acting as a sound "ground Anchor". I've harpooned a lead rope into the tyre on Next doors MPW now all I need to do is ballast the end of the rope to give sufficient tension to carry my weight When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 Rule number 1...........always carry your rocket powered back pack with you. You never know when it will come in handy. Brent 2.3 DURATEC SV. Gad these things are expensive ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 "I need to do is ballast the end of the rope " The mad poisoner will be after you Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 12, 2004 Author Share Posted November 12, 2004 I'm trying to tie off the main support stay but each time I tie a clove hitch I keep getting my leg tied to the bannisters...... Should I be using another knot When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Edited by - Delbert on 12 Nov 2004 13:07:37 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 Can you see the bloke next doors patio table..........look, just down there. Well lassoo that, pull it towards the fence post until it gets stuck et voila one shakeproof anchor. You've just got to think laterally man Brent 2.3 DURATEC SV. Gad these things are expensive ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 Or lassoo the large woman next doors bloomers off the washing line and use them for a parachute Tsk, tsk, some people just can't think for themselves ❗ Brent 2.3 DURATEC SV. Gad these things are expensive ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 12, 2004 Author Share Posted November 12, 2004 The problem is the large woman next door is currently changing the tyre on her MPV.... Have lassoed the fence post and have lashed the tight rope to it, Unfortunalty, as you can see the rope are now snagging on the entrance hall side walls, but I do believe if I can fashion some crampons from these paper clips I might be able to traverse the obstacle and hence to freedom...... When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 12, 2004 Author Share Posted November 12, 2004 Having now escaped I have found a minor flaw in the planning of such an exploit.. I've left the car keys on the breakfast bar Now I have aquired 2 Nr washing line poles and a semi sinking fly fishing line. Now all I need to do is twist this pipe cleaner into a Hook and reach as far as I can .. Woaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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