henry21p Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 I am now the proud owner of a P registered blue Ford Escort. Litle 1.6 zetec, but I DO have the ghia edition (whatever that means....) Does this mean I have to hang my head in shame and leave the shed. Oh - and we're taking bets on how long this one will last. Winner gets to help me change the engine in the 21 when I've saved up for a new one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave hard Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 You have my deepest sympathy My last company car was a Ford Scrote - only I had the even more gutless 1.4 version. ☹️ No wonder the engine was shagged by the time I handed it back 3 years and 50k miles later Caterham 21 VHPD - one of the few Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Whitley Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 You certainly should hang your head in shame - you should have bought a K series Escort 😬 M1 7 SMW 1.4-now-1.8K Mem.No. 10376 Picture here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 Dave, no shame in that Get yourself down to Halfords and get some blue neon lights, chrome and new wheels! G 4 Geoff Leather Good - Carbon Fibre Bad 619 GTD here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 Oi. ❗ ❗ *mad* Nowt wrong with 1.4 Escorts......apart from lack of power, sh*te fuel economy....badge, OK you're right 😬 😬 😬 Dave....can we set up a Sheds Escort society *eek* 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 Dannyboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 Get some Piper Cam , Okley, Kenwood stickers and a Chavvy hat and you'll be welcome in Swad 😬 When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted November 12, 2004 Author Share Posted November 12, 2004 I can't believe that third pirate, fire and chav insurance alone is twice as much as the insurance on my 21... And that's unlimited mileage, business use, the lot.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 But then it's probably one of the few Escorts that have insurance. The average owner doesn't bother and so you are paying their premiums too Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted November 12, 2004 Author Share Posted November 12, 2004 OK - I hereby invoke my right to adjust government legislation just beacuse I said so and I am right. The hunting bill should allow the hunting of all people who drive without insurance using dogs and big guns. Catapults and crossbows are allowed fro our poorer country cousins. Foxes should be encouraged to join in and savage whatever offending body parts they can reach. Dogs can be trained to spot these people by make of car, chav headwear and have a particular attraction to the tyres of cars with blue neon on them. everyone vote for me because I am right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 My No5 Cartridges and a brace of Side Beees are ready and waiting for the drive to begin. I've adjusted my Breeks and I have Bizmuth shells in case we have to fire over water. The beaters have started now.... The anticipation rises waiting for the first Flurry. Here it comes , a covert crop (McDonalds) has just been entered by the beaters and a Brace of Saxos have taken flight.... They are running down the line , Cuthbert St Giles misses , now they are in range... I release the saftey, raise my trusty gun and fire 2 barrells, the Saxos stall in mid flight and fall to the ground...... A cheer goes up Delberts first left and right on Saxos. They fall to the ground in a majestic flurry, The spaniels are sighting the fall and they are off A wondefull as 2 of my finest Springers run staight across (being carefull to observe the road conditions) and lift the game into thier gentle mouths and return to my feet.... The drive continues but thats all I get in range for now... I'm elated back to the game cart to recieve the adulation of my piers and a snort of Port... Oh to be English on a day like this From our Hunting, Shooting Corespondant When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Edited by - Delbert on 12 Nov 2004 11:44:55 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted November 12, 2004 Author Share Posted November 12, 2004 Huzzah for Delbert and his trusty spaniels. These yearly chav culls are essential to the preservation of our country way of life, providing jobs, local income and preventing them from worrying our OAP's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 Do you get to keep the burberry caps over the mantlpiece as a momento of your hunting skills 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 Absolutley, and I keep some of the other *eek*plumage for tie flies and other lures to be used in the closed shooting season.... When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FH Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 You're on good form today Delbert Any chance of sharing that linguistic fluidity with me (I'm trying to string together some copy without much success) or did you use it all on the floor in another thread 🤔 FH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 FH As long as I'm exempt from spell checking When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 I reckon that Delbert has had a couple of stifeners already to get the weekend off to a good start Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 fraid not, just cannot concentrate as I wait for a certain phone call from the group HR department to find if any body else has applied for my promotion. Closing date is today.... When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted November 13, 2004 Share Posted November 13, 2004 Good luck old bean... Sssssssssssssssssssssssssscottish Sssssssssssssssssssssupersnot!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 13, 2004 Share Posted November 13, 2004 and the outcome is ............................................. ? Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted November 13, 2004 Share Posted November 13, 2004 The tension is bustin' ma bawz ❗ 😳 Sssssssssssssssssssssssssscottish Sssssssssssssssssssssupersnot!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 13, 2004 Share Posted November 13, 2004 Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted November 13, 2004 Share Posted November 13, 2004 it's OK, I'm firing blanks Sssssssssssssssssssssssssscottish Sssssssssssssssssssssupersnot!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 13, 2004 Share Posted November 13, 2004 But I don't like custard (well I like Roobarbs friend) but not the other stuff Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted November 14, 2004 Share Posted November 14, 2004 Didn't think you were a pillow-biter Sssssssssssssssssssssssssscottish Sssssssssssssssssssssupersnot!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 14, 2004 Share Posted November 14, 2004 Quite right too Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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