owelly Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 Miss owelly, aka Sarah Bear, aka SB, seems to have picked up a bug or summat. She's gone right off her beer which is bewildering to say the least, and she is always hungry but feels sick every morning. She's been out to buy some new clothes to make herself feel better but she's had to buy bigger ones which, obviously, hasn't cheered her up much at all. Any help, advice or suggestions would be appriciated. I'm off out to get her some pickled onion monster munch, mars bars and sucky sweets. She keeps wanting odd food. *confused* *confused* savin up to be eccentric. but for now, i'll just be stupid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 😬 Don't worry - I suspect she'll get over it in a few months 😬 I'm afraid though the clothes will only get bigger for a while, then suddenly smaller again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewenm Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 Some extremely small 😬 Approaching 77777 miles... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FH Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 Sounds like she won't get better for 8 months or so FH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owelly Posted November 11, 2004 Author Share Posted November 11, 2004 Would antibiotics help? Or a poultice perhaps? savin up to be eccentric. but for now, i'll just be stupid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FH Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 Blimey! A lot of quick responses 😳 Tam, how do clothes get bigger and then get smaller? Every time I've had an situation, they remain their mishapen selves ☹️ FH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owelly Posted November 11, 2004 Author Share Posted November 11, 2004 Ask SB. Every time she washes any of my togs, they end up fitting her I often wonder if its intentional? It worked 'cos I wash all my own stuff now. savin up to be eccentric. but for now, i'll just be stupid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coose Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 Funny ord things, them there birds.... Mad as a box of frogs! How is she? Barfing well? Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 By the sound of it, if you'd kept your stuff separate in the first place, SB might not be in the state she is in now! G 4 Geoff Leather Good - Carbon Fibre Bad 619 GTD here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil.cavanagh Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 would 'a course of MOTORSPORT leeches' sort it out??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 Or putting your most treasured possesions into a red knoted hankie, tying it to a willow stick and heading for that London where the steets are paved with Gold May we call you Dick ? Paul Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 To quote Norm from Cheers (my role model in life). Women: Can live with 'em ... pass the beernuts The birth of the Gixxerham : pics here drivel here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owelly Posted November 12, 2004 Author Share Posted November 12, 2004 Beernuts? Are they like chuff nuts? 🙆🏻 savin up to be eccentric. but for now, i'll just be stupid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 Gawd I hope not 'cos Iknow what I think "Chuff Nuts" are and I feel ick When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted November 13, 2004 Share Posted November 13, 2004 Are they the same as "Tagnuts?" Sssssssssssssssssssssssssscottish Sssssssssssssssssssssupersnot!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owelly Posted November 15, 2004 Author Share Posted November 15, 2004 Or dangle berriies savin up to be eccentric. but for now, i'll just be stupid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted November 15, 2004 Share Posted November 15, 2004 or Winnits Sssssssssssssssssssssssssscottish Sssssssssssssssssssssupersnot!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owelly Posted November 15, 2004 Author Share Posted November 15, 2004 Edited by - owelly on 15 Nov 2004 22:00:00 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owelly Posted November 15, 2004 Author Share Posted November 15, 2004 Edited by - owelly on 15 Nov 2004 22:00:36 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owelly Posted November 15, 2004 Author Share Posted November 15, 2004 Now Miss Owelly must have broken the scanner 'cos she was waffling about hospitals and scans or summat. She must be takin the scanner to the scanner hospital to get fixed I'm just off out to get her more mars bars and monster munch. Anyone would think she was feeding an army savin up to be eccentric. but for now, i'll just be stupid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coose Posted November 15, 2004 Share Posted November 15, 2004 Did she not mean flans? Or bearded clams? Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owelly Posted November 16, 2004 Author Share Posted November 16, 2004 clams! That must be it. Shes taking her clams to horse pital. savin up to be eccentric. but for now, i'll just be stupid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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