not a Postman Pat Posted November 10, 2004 Author Share Posted November 10, 2004 I think he means he owns a pair of shoes Poopoo-san and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Sorry Meldrew but it is true and, I suppose, rather serious that I have this problem with flatulence. Brent 2.3 DURATEC SV. Gad these things are expensive ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Actually, it's not me who has a problem with this. Brent 2.3 DURATEC SV. Gad these things are expensive ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Are the Parping and Patents connected in any way? Perhaps a mobile phone re charging turbine???? When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Funny you should ask that 'cos they both involve movement of gasses. 😬 Brent 2.3 DURATEC SV. Gad these things are expensive ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Just thought of something else I was good at when I was a kid..........blowing up (as in explosion) model aeroplanes with weedkiller & sugar mixes when trying to make a revolutionary new solid fuel rocket. Gawd, they didn't arf go 😬 Brent 2.3 DURATEC SV. Gad these things are expensive ❗ Edited by - BRENT CHISWICK on 10 Nov 2004 16:42:22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs GTD Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 I can do magic I regularly make money disappear... 😬 Mrs GTD Carbonette - patches that make it easy to say NO to carbon fibre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 😬 S713UMY 1.8K Viper Blue and Spandex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coose Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 I have never been to Cleethorpes, or Clacton for that matter... But, I can cook a splendid Sunday dinner! Annnnnd, I hold the track record for the 175-400cc motorbike class at the Dalby Forest North Hillclimb venue..... 😬 Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd, I hate onions. (did I mention that already somewhere? No? Oh, ok..... ) Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Tam, tell Mr C that if he asks you to help with the duvet thingy, it's great fun. I used to get HM to help. It's amazing what you can do inside a duvet cover! She gave up on the idea though because we never had a duvet cover over the duvet, if you see what I mean. Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Mem No 2166, the full story here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Brent, ask HM, (if you two are still on speaking terms) how my 36 footer went. Now that was a fart! Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Mem No 2166, the full story here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Now I need Therapy I have visions of a semi clad Norman swathed in nothing but a Laura Ashley Floral patterned Duvet cover Darkened room bekons, with my comfort blankey and I will have to resort to sucking my thumb until vision passes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Delbert I and HM are never semi clad in the bedroom. I wear my whiskers and she her perfume. Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Mem No 2166, the full story here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewenm Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 I reckon I drive the worlds rustiest 7 It's getting refurbished from chassis up this winter so not much longer to hold that record Approaching 77777 miles... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 ask HM, (if you two are still on speaking terms) how my 36 footer went. Now that was a fart! Most impressive Norman. I dream of being able to propel a seriously-sized yacht with my trouser music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 Meldrew I reckon you should stick to a nice canal barge. 40 odd feet long and an engine that makes farting noises when you are unable to Paul Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 I MUST hold a record for bad luck now... P523 BPB - Caterham 21 Captain Scarlet Evolution www.caterham21.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 and Dave you need to change your location Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 I wasn't sure whether to post this here or in Mr Birdwhistler's misty-eyed thread about driving tests....... I suspect I hold the shed record for failing the driving test AND hospitalising one of the testers (without crashing the car) ❗ 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 Mightily impressive, Tam. Tell us more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owelly Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 I've never achieved anything. Or tried to. Therefore, it must be assumed that I have not failed. Job done. Or not. I once changed the clutch in my minivan with such speed I refitted the old clutch. D'oh! ☹️ savin up to be eccentric. but for now, i'll just be stupid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 So you restored it to its original condition, then Owelly? That's far more of an achievement than that bloke who split the atom but didn't know how to put it back together again. He was just left with atomic bits all over his workbench, before he said "bugger it", threw the lot in the bin and went off for a cup of tea. Shocking waste of a perfectly good atom, and he got a knighthood and a Nobel prize for that. There's no justice. Edited to make monkey typing legible by humans. Edited by - Meldrew on 11 Nov 2004 09:59:59 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owelly Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 Ah, monkey typing. The best sort. Yes, I did restore the minivan to its before refurbishment condition. I even moved the new clutch kit off the drivers seat to drive the blummin thing out of the garage before I realised my error. You know how it is, 4am. need the car for work the next day. tired. blah.blah.... 🙆🏻 savin up to be eccentric. but for now, i'll just be stupid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 To Be or Not to Be, that is the ajkdah8788$9u8yFE88%9F00%%89DF So near and yet so far. The birth of the Gixxerham : pics here drivel here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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