Alex Birtwisle Posted November 9, 2004 Share Posted November 9, 2004 I have been informed that in a primary school hall in Winchester there is display of childrens work. The topic was sandwiches. A child who signed his name 'Alex B' said "I didn't like all of them. I wont be eating the ones with cucumber on again" ................. how spooky is that 🤔 Alex (founder of the Humanity against Cucumber movement) S713UMY 1.8K Viper Blue and Spandex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Why have you been hanging around in a Winchester school ???  I like cucumbers, every film on Channel 4 should contain at least 2  Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted November 10, 2004 Author Share Posted November 10, 2004 not me, I have a friend who does ballet in this school hall. I am just wondering that if two of us think the same thing, how can I be wrong 🤔   S713UMY 1.8K Viper Blue and Spandex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Ah, the good old "I have a friend" routine  Is this the friend who spends his evenings dressed in pink spandex, combing his flowing Hasselhoff-style locks, and gazing into people's houses with the aid of a huge telescope  Poopoo-san and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Too much detail 😳 Kindly leave the stage  At last - The insurance company have got their finger out 😬 See the old Barbarella here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted November 10, 2004 Author Share Posted November 10, 2004 Actually that is spot on Pat, you seem to know him far far too well.. 🤔 In this case he is a she... I don't know any boys that do ballet... although it is a justified use of spandex. I might have to gave a go myself 😬 Alex S713UMY 1.8K Viper Blue and Spandex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Is that the sound of a web-cam creaking into action  Poopoo-san and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted November 10, 2004 Author Share Posted November 10, 2004 Oh yes ... you missed a treat on the web cam the other night - it was in the kitchen as I was cooking. I fine display of Delia Smithery. I didn't wear spandex though. Perhaps this evening I may don my finest pink and cook on cam once more... Perhaps with Swan Lake as the theme.... 😬   S713UMY 1.8K Viper Blue and Spandex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave hard Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Alex, you'll get in trouble for cooking swans 😳 They are property of the Crown or some such  Caterham 21 VHPD - one of the few Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 So what was in a Swan Vesta then ? Â The birth of the Gixxerham : pics here drivel here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave hard Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 hmm good point, probable case of misrepresentation there  Caterham 21 VHPD - one of the few Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 They were always the tastiest variety of Vesta meal, weren't they. Hotter than the other curries, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Isn't that a top-of-the-range scooter? Poopoo-san and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Tis only the swans on the Thames that belong to Mrs Windsor (ISTR) I've got a family friend who is the Keeper of the Queens Swans so I wonder if he could get you a poorly but still edible one next time they are out Upping with the Vintners and the Dyers It'd make a nice change from turkey. Althought it'd be Roast swan on the 25th, Swan sarnies of the 26th, more swan sarnies on the 27th, Swan Paella on the 28th, Swan curry on the 29th and 30th and a trip to hospital with food poisoning on New Years Eve 😳 Paul Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 "Swan upping" is surely now outlawed under the unusual sexual practices act 2004 ? The birth of the Gixxerham : pics here drivel here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 I'm not convinced that doppelganging isn't covered under the same legislation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 😬 I think that a man's right to buffoon is also severely curtailed Poopoo-san and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Not if Geoff Hoon consents and they do it behind closed doors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 I really must go home, as entire office is now looking at me laugh and cry at the same time 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 The birth of the Gixxerham : pics here drivel here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 It has been quite a good afternoon downstairs, hasn't it  Poopoo-san and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Faith in the inate ability of shedders to deflect work tasks resotred Was only thinking Yesterday that we were all working tooooo hard, honest,  (My IT Guy is a Lurker and thinks I don't know) When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted November 10, 2004 Author Share Posted November 10, 2004 all I have done this afternoon is titter and giggle. A lady called trying sell double glazing and all I could do was laugh ... I felt ever so rude 😬  S713UMY 1.8K Viper Blue and Spandex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 It's not good when you are trying to read threads like this and your two bosses are about two feet away trying to have a serious conversation... 😬 Rach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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