Violet Elizabeth Posted November 9, 2004 Share Posted November 9, 2004 Urinal Game here The birth of the Gixxerham : pics here drivel here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynne Posted November 9, 2004 Share Posted November 9, 2004 Gentlemen (not sure if that is the right introduction) I have never heard so much dribble (forgive the pun) - may I ask - as a curious female how many men actually go into the loo rather than show off their bits (large or small). As for Brents offer for a girlie ( to view his bits) - all I can say is - Im willing and always need a good laugh to set me up for the day and also add that Ive never got that sort of laugh at home!!!! Lynne(HM) still giggling without seeing..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted November 9, 2004 Share Posted November 9, 2004 Move along please madam, this is an all male discussion. Brent 2.3 DURATEC SV. Gad these things are expensive ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynne Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Brent My apologies sir for intervening in a most delicate male conversation - but as they say - everyone needs a helping hand (heheheh) at some time........ And anyway (he next door) asked me to take a look here....... But Im still kinda curious now.... to loo or not to loo that is my question so Lynne (HM) still giggling more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Play the urinal game above, all will be revealed (it is not rude !). Firstly we need to get the terminology right, it might be a "loo" at home, but in a comunal setting the correct term is "trap". Traps are always numbered left to right looking from the front (not physically, but virtually). So you can say "Trap 2 is in a terrible state" and your friends will know which to avoid. "Taking to the trap" is a last resort, in a tricky situaltion where most of the urinals are occupied by hells angels for example. However some people do have have a preference for "all-trap" operations, I think this might be to reduce splashback. I hope that helps The birth of the Gixxerham : pics here drivel here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Noger Why do you know so much about public toilets ? Paul Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 God's teeth, you pop out for a wee and come back to find all this sort of thing breaking out in the sheds. Lynne, you're intruding in the last, feeble, bastion of male supremacy. We have to ask you, respectfully, to please join the doubtless long queue for the ladies'. Actually, it's usually Japanese tourists who have a problem identifying the correct gender-orientated loo. You're not Japanese, are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynne Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Well gentlemen, Again my apologies for using the word 'loo' instead of 'trap'. Now I understand it better, and yes looked at the pics - actually i answered most of the them right, which is very worrying. and No Meldew - I dont have slanted eyes - just a curious nature...... I remain, in the sitting position Lynne (HM) a little wiser than before......(Oh yeah) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Can't be Japanese or she would be called Rynne. Brent 2.3 DURATEC SV. Gad these things are expensive ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynne Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Very observant Brent............ 😬 Lynne (HM) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buroz Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Tony, I'm busy pee-ing. I don't want to know what other men are doing. As for going to the end urinal, that's the rules! Creating max space between you and the next guy. It's a well know fact that only gay people go to the middle when and "end" is free. I now have an even better reason to get as far from the next guy, which is to reduce the potential of having my pee-ing habits scrutinised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Bill Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Buroz, you have been away for a good while. Nice to see you back in the sheds. BB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nic Day Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 A bit O/T but does anyone here actually work for a "trap" manufacter? If so I have a couple of questions and may be a couple of ideas!!!! Cheers Winner of the Largest pair in a non SV 7 (Rumble 2003) here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil.cavanagh Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 but what if the end urinal is one set at kiddies height? shirley you are allowed to ignore that one, apart from in extreme circumstances, like the only other option being a trap. I have always been very suspicous of 'men' who use a trap for a simple number 1 when there is a urinal free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buroz Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 You can't use the one next to the kids urinal, incase you are acused of kiddy fiddling. However, using the kidz height urinal is cool cause it makes me feel really tall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 It's actually quite ok to use the kids urinal because it gives you a chance to stand there and say..... "at last, I can have a pee without it touching the bottom of the porcelain". Brent 2.3 DURATEC SV. Gad these things are expensive ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH who let her out of her cage. must be those wires she's put on my balls to know where I am. can't even have a pee without her majesty finding out. Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Mem No 2166, the full story here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynne Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 verona Im watching you.............................................. Lynne (HM) you just cant trust a man you know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 What about ones you don't know? Perhaps you can get some indication of the trustworthiness from their toilet habits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Brent 2.3 DURATEC SV. Gad these things are expensive ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 It is with fear that I post on this thread. In fact, I have totally forgotten what I was going to post. So I shall go off on a tangent. Cubicles are by far the best place to pee. No chance of other chaps getting too close. I saw a gent in London the other week (I was washing my hands after performing) he stood at the urinal and promptly pee'd all over his foot. Quite how I don't know. Made me chuckle though. Alex S713UMY 1.8K Viper Blue and Spandex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 I didn't know they allowed busking in the gents these days. Poopoo-san and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 I only managed two numbers Pat. 😬 S713UMY 1.8K Viper Blue and Spandex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 😬 The birth of the Gixxerham : pics here drivel here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Alex, that took me about 10 seconds, then 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 Poopoo-san and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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