rossybee Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 I knew a guy who was a heroine addict. He needed a fix but had run out, so tried curry powder. 😳 He didn't die, but ended up in a korma... Sssssssssssssssssssssssssscottish Sssssssssssssssssssssupersnot!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Bill Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 steady on! 😳 BB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Bill Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 There was a story about youths in Leeds administering ecstasy by injecting themselves in the mouth. Headlines read, "E by gum" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 Or the dyslexic who took "F" Sssssssssssssssssssssssssscottish Sssssssssssssssssssssupersnot!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Bill Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 Did you hear about the ice cream seller being found in his van smothered to death in hundreds and thousands? Police reckon that he topped himself... 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 How can you tell a blind man in a nudist colony? - - - - - - - - It's not hard... Sssssssssssssssssssssssssscottish Sssssssssssssssssssssupersnot!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Bill Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 A piece of rope goes into a bar and asks for a pint, the barman says that he doesn't serve beer to pieces of rope and asks him to leave. So he goes outside, twists himself up a bit, ruffles his hair, then goes back inside. He asks for another pint and the barman says, "Aren't you that peice of rope that I wouldn't serve earlier?" The rope says, "No, I'm afraid not." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 Bear walks into a bar, walks up to the bar and says 'pint of beer . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . and a packet of crisps please' Barman asks 'why the large paws' ❗ ❗> Dannyboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 Man goes into a bar with a giraffe A few hours & many drinks later, the giraffe falls off the bar stool, the man goes for the door. Barman shouts: "Hey! You can't leave that lying there!" Man turns round & slurs: "Zat's not a lion, izz a giraffe" Sssssssssssssssssssssssssscottish Sssssssssssssssssssssupersnot!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moomin Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 shame on you! And you call yourself a BEC'er sorry. just think the BEC ethos only really works in a light car. hmmm a super-turbo-busa would be ok 😬 Seriously, there are a lot better car units to be had a Dura-21 would be a very very fine car... moomin www.megabird.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Bill Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 I saw this fella chatting up a cheatah in a bar once. I thought, he's trying to pull a fast one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 In the athelets bar in Athens I asked this man if he was a Polevaulter He replied No I'm German but how did you know my name Any room in the Taxi for one big one When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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