rossybee Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 At Little Miss Bee's school 😳 Wonder which category she'll fall into? "She's extremely intelligent, she must take after her father" or "She's a bloody dunce, just like her Maw" 🤔 😳  Sssssssssssssssssssssssssscottish Sssssssssssssssssssssupersnot!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 "she arrives at school with a hangover most mornings" 😳 Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 I might add that as a proffesional relationship councillor that If its the former you tell the wife you ARE going to celebrate down the Pub and that YOU WILL be back, smelling of PMC , when it suits you. You will also expect "Your needs" to be taken care of. If its the later ie Her Maws fault, you are so dissapointed by the dilution of the Mr B gene pool that you are going down the pub........... In fact my relationship councilling is so good we provide a taxi to take you to the cleaners 😬 When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 It's when you are examining Little Miss Bee's artwork and you find picture after picture of a be-kilted gentleman, lying prone in the garden next to a snot-coloured car, surrounded by beer bottles and curry containers, that you need to start preparing your answers for teacher  Poopoo-san and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 Hope they've not been examining the contents of her Mr Men drinks container too closely! A refreshing hops based drink... Â G 4 Geoff Leather Good - Carbon Fibre Bad 619 GTD here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted November 2, 2004 Author Share Posted November 2, 2004 Pat - 😬 😬 😬   Well - a decent report, she has improved over the last 6mths, so we're happy   No pub tonite I'm afraid - 'tis my Tues nite in the sheds cos Mrs B goes to French classes (shut it Paul ) Sssssssssssssssssssssssssscottish Sssssssssssssssssssssupersnot!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted March 8, 2005 Author Share Posted March 8, 2005 It's that time again 😳 4pm for Parent's "Night"  Still, gets me oot of skool  Sssssscottish SsssuperSsssnot! Ssssneakypeek! whooooaaaa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 I'm sure it'll be fine  Viv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted March 8, 2005 Author Share Posted March 8, 2005 we shall see, eh? Sssssscottish SsssuperSsssnot! Ssssneakypeek! whooooaaaa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 Indeed  Viv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Bill Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 Boonjoor! Â BB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005  Elllllllloooooooooooooooo BB 😬 Viv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 Wow a linguistic Badger Hope that little Miss B's protection racket has not been uncovered either  Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 Most impressive badger you could ever meet  Viv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Bill Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 Maze, wee, maze wee. I lurnt french frum a pilot when I wuz shootin' tigers in Nepal frum a messerschmit... Â Baron Von Badger (ret.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005  Mange tout mange tout mon ami  Viv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Bill Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 Bonnet de douche, Mademoiselle Mavoline 😬 BB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005  😬  Viv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted March 9, 2005 Author Share Posted March 9, 2005 Â Sssssscottish SsssuperSsssnot! Ssssneakypeek! whooooaaaa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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