Delbert Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 .... So this weeks effort to stop smoking by will power alone failed...... What placebos have worked for others? When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil.cavanagh Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 vaseline, or a bit more foreplay?? *tongue* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 1, 2004 Author Share Posted November 1, 2004 Keyboard delivery to Swad required.... You claim to be young but I can remeber the " Do you smoke after sex?" joke from pre "O" Levels When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buda Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 pegs on your nipples, every time you want a smoke put pegs on your nipples, when the craving goes away take the pegs off (that's where I went wrong, I have peg cravings now and have to have a cigarette untill it goes away, I also have sore nipples). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 1, 2004 Author Share Posted November 1, 2004 Now as a man of undoubted sartorial elegance and traditional values I am assuming that you would prescribe traditional wooden " Dolly" pegs . Am I correct 😬 When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil.cavanagh Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 hmm.. not quite sure how Buda's suggestion would go down in the office... how about crack cocaine? more socially acceptable to be addicted to that, at least you won't be blamed for killing other people with passive shooting up! 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KayCee Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 My Dad gave up (first time around!) via hypnosis!! and got a few good night's sleep too! Someone then gave him a cigar in the pub and he now smokes those little hamlet things - he's having to give them up at the mo and has got down to two a day with nothing but willpower from god knows how many...not sure how we're gonna get rid of the last two! Even though the hypnosis failed in the end - he used to smoke A LOT of cigarettes and it worked almost straight away (they gave him a tape to listen to at home!) just avoid cigars!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 1, 2004 Author Share Posted November 1, 2004 That was my downfall last time . Ended up on 20 Castella a day (I did however sound like Mariella Frostrup) If only I looked like her 😬 When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buda Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 Delbert, yes, started with the traditional 'dolly' pegs, but the cravings got worse and my needs became more extreme, I moved on to the wooden sprung pegs quickly after, but it wasn't enough, soon I was stealing - yes stealing (I'm not proud of it, believe me not at all), stealing plastic sprung pegs, bags of 50 from home and bargain, but not even those could satiate my desire, nay addiction (I can say it now), it finally came to a head when my wife found the keys to her laborartory at work missing and went back to pick them up and found me under a bench covered in crocodile clips wired up to the gas main, she was understanding, she took me home and spanked me and then told me to sit in the cupboard. I'm a memeber of pegs anonymous now and havn't done pegs for some time, Its difficult but I appear to be getting over it, but hey kids, don't start its dangerous, leave the pegs alone, step AWAY FROM THE PEGS, NOW, JUST SAY NO! BTW nicorette gum worked a treat for me, I still smoke 20 a day but don't need the gum anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 1, 2004 Author Share Posted November 1, 2004 I'm allready craving test tube holders When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 Buda If I was naughty would Mrs Buda spank me ? How about if I was good ? How about if I paid lots ? Well I only asked, there's not need to start .............................. ouch Paul Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buda Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 Mrs Buda said eeeeeeuuuuughhhhhh at thought of spanking you, I however will get spanked for making my peg problem public 😬 can I have my peg back now please, I'm getting the urge I would suggest doing a google search on 'pvc uniforms and nipple clamping' and report back post haste with some links, by the way you can keep this for later, although it may be too hardcore for you, be careful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 1, 2004 Author Share Posted November 1, 2004 Good luck young Buda It is a far far better thing etc........ waves a brave and cheery goodbye When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Barbie Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 Delbert On a serious note (I'm anything but a shedder), if you want to quit smoking I would recommend bearing in mind one piece of knowledge that worked for me: The physical addiction to nicotine, disregarding the number, tar rating and longevity of your smoking, takes about 5-7 days to get over. I wasn't aware of this and patches simply prolong any addiction. What this means in simple terms is that whatever your smoking history, after about a week your body is physically over it and you only have to do the mental willpower thing. Knowing I had no physical craving really helped me a lot. I quit, cold turkey and five years later can't believe I ever smoked. If you lot could only stop shedding for 5-7 days you might realise that the rest of us drive Caterhams and live in the real world 😬 shrewdcookie - my Caterham site Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 But Count, on previous years experience you'll be taking your 7 off the road until Easter anyway so why not start up as puffing billy and get on the Woodbines rightaway Come on have you ever driven your 7 in Decemeber or January ????? Paul Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 Want a smoke? 😳 Sssssssssssssssssssssssssscottish Sssssssssssssssssssssupersnot!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Barbie Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 I'm organising a Boxing Day blat around the City actually, I quite like the idea of a sqaure mile with no speed cameras, high walled buildings to echo the noise an no traffic. How many shedders are up for that, I doubt many as you'll all be hung over, waking up to nicotine-fulled coughing fits and pretending you won't die young. 😬 shrewdcookie - my Caterham site Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 Ah! And there was you making out you didn't have a sense of humour Sssssssssssssssssssssssssscottish Sssssssssssssssssssssupersnot!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 He phoned Arnie and asked what to post Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 and he was last spotted putting his 7 into hibernation Sssssscottish SsssuperSsssnot! Sneakypeek! whoooaaa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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