Delbert Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 I've been asked to submit my Bio Profile Do they mean that marketing lie sheet more commonly known as a CV 🤔 When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powderpuff Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 Maybe the nice girlie in HR is asking for your measurements 😳 The name's Puff, Powder Puff N7XTC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 I have never heard of a Bio profile Maybe it is your health history Viv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted October 28, 2004 Author Share Posted October 28, 2004 Ah so I just add Fat , Bald over 40 and forget the application When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 Where's GTD when you need him 🤔 Viv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs GTD Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 Scottingland. But I'll mention this to him. Mrs GTD Carbonette - patches that make it easy to say NO to carbon fibre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 I think they mean biographical profile, otherwise known as CV Poopoo-san and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 They could be after some DNA delbert...... Send a sample through the post 😬 😬 😬 😬 How you choose to send this is purely up to you *eek* Dannyboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs GTD Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 You and GTD obviously think alike Dannyboy! Just had the following text from GTD: "Guess it's either a DNA test - is he fighting paternity! - or a CV type thing!" Over to you Delbert Mrs GTD Carbonette - patches that make it easy to say NO to carbon fibre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Bill Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 "send a sample through the post" I pity your postman... 😳 😬 BB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 Is that why they're called "JIFFY" bags At last - The insurance company have got their finger out 😬 See the old Barbarella here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 There was a brand of condoms called Jiffy They used the line "For a stiffy use a jiffy" Paul 😬 Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 Ahem.... is the lemon in the front or back 🤔 *eek* SSLLLLAMMMMMMM! Dannyboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs GTD Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 Can we play nicely just for a little while, please? Some nice man from the Land Rover forum asked me what BlatChat was, and I (foolishly) suggested he come and have a look in the Shed 😳 ☹️ Mrs GTD Carbonette - patches that make it easy to say NO to carbon fibre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 This is playing nicely 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 Look upstairs for examples of not playing nicely 😳 😳 😳 Just having a bit of innocent fun Dannyboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 to quote our ex-CEO, Q: why did we hire an HR person 🤔 A: every company needs a Human Remains person 😬 Steve B Big Black Beast^3 USA 2005: How the West Was Driven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted October 29, 2004 Share Posted October 29, 2004 Postmen don't like soggy brown envelopes 😳 Sssssssssssssssssssssssssscottish Sssssssssssssssssssssupersnot!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted October 29, 2004 Author Share Posted October 29, 2004 Apparently it is mt Biograhy they required so It starts..... I was born at an early age ....... When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 29, 2004 Share Posted October 29, 2004 and then Delbert was dropped on his head ...................... Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted October 29, 2004 Author Share Posted October 29, 2004 And my mother was slapped........ When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted October 29, 2004 Author Share Posted October 29, 2004 I did not get a birth certificate instead I got an appology from Durex 😬 When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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