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Delbert

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" I went along to Big Nick's downtown dive. I looked round at the fading wallpaper and peeling stucco. That's Ethel Stucco the stripper. She's been dancing in Big Nick's for years. I went to the bar and asked for a Scotch. The bartender gave me two fingers. "And the same to you". I took a slug. They had run out of crisps and peanuts."

 

(Round the Horne)

 

Peter

 

In Memoriam DMG

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