Delbert Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 This bloke asked if I wanted decking .......... So I got the first punch in When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 Dozey dumpling Viv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil.cavanagh Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 So you were after a lawnmower? *confused* 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 No, he went first Sssssssssssssssssssssssssscottish Sssssssssssssssssssssupersnot!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 No he was checking if they sell sticky backed plastic (a la Blue Peter) in carbon effect The answer is they don't so he bought some McBeaton tartan SBP instead Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 SBP? Sssssssssssssssssssssssssscottish Sssssssssssssssssssssupersnot!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 Sticky Backed Plastic Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 Sssssssssssssssssssssssssscottish Sssssssssssssssssssssupersnot!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 Ever since Delbert got that Fez to go with his smoking jacket, he seems to have mysteriously taken on the character of Tommy Cooper. Just like that, really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted October 28, 2004 Author Share Posted October 28, 2004 Today I've been having trouble with the ubbertug so I ordered a Taxi, The Taxi pulled up , with a jerk The jerk got out and I said take me to the club righta way, The driver didn't know where that was so he took me to The Club Flamingo. Where upon a tall blonde walked passed the window. I new she was a tall blonde as I was on the second floor..... She rolled her eyes at me I picked them up and rolled them back.......... Surley I've lost the plot......... When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 Yes Shirley i think you have Viv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomB Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 Shirley you cant be serious? I am serious, & dont call me Shirley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 We'll need to take him to a hospital Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil.cavanagh Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 and quickly ! i'm getting worried about our beloved Delbert! 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 No Neil You are meant to say "Why what is it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 Why what is it of course, its the drain snake cleaner tool 🙆🏻 Steve B Big Black Beast^3 USA 2005: How the West Was Driven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt_C Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 Who is shirley ????????? Its always sunny by the seaside Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Some gags will never die (see upstairs) 😬 Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted November 6, 2008 Area Representative Share Posted November 6, 2008 Paul This one is almost as old as you are! *tongue* Democratic dissent is not disloyalty, it is a positive civic duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 It was reported today in the Nazareth Chronicle that Paul 'Moses' Davis was seen walking out of a cave carrying ten stone tablets, with 'original' jokes written on them. He has been using the same ten jokes for the last two millenia, they were'nt funny then, and they are'nt funny now - just a little bit mouldy Dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 did you catch Paul kneeling in front of a burning bush 🤔 Dry-sumped White Supersprint Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 kate is hot but not on fire yet Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Canesten? My ... Preciousss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbarella Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 I'm not worried about Delbert at all. He is now exhibiting sufficient signs of serious mental illness to be sectioned. I mean to say, going in B&Q instead of Homebase....... 😬 😬 😬 😬 A Woman's Place is - in her Se7en Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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